Time for a new "Yet Another Mass Shooting Thread"

Given how long it's been since the last one, you knew we were overdue.

Ten people shot in Lakeland, Florida in a drive-by shooting apparently committed by 4 shooters in a single van.

It happens everywhere in America. Lakeland is in America. Therefore, it can certainly happen in Lakeland and now has.

 

Sorry, 10 divided by 4 = 2.5 victims. Not a mass shooting. Four people would have to hit at least sixteen victims to properly qualify.

 

T'ain't no hobby, mister- h'it's th' 'Merican way of life!

 

What if two of the shooters sucked, and the other two hit what they aimed at?

 

Well then, those two have 24 hours to file an appeal.

Or to bust a cap in the ass of the bad shooters. Either one works.

 

He did the monster math.
Furthermore,four people shooting means it was obviously gang violence and not random spree killing.
/s on that last part,BTW.

 

Dying over here with laughter

 

It was a graveyard smash

 

Actually,it was a CBC kids show my girl liked for a hot minute when she was 5 or so.Now it's all vet shows and dopey YouTubers.

 

My mom watches the vet shows sometimes. She's also a Judge Judy addict

 

I'm assuming this means veterinarians because a veterans show just doesn't sound interesting enough for tv.

 

Deer Hunter: The Animated Series

 

Dr.Pol,secrets of the zoo,critter fixers...did I mention the YouTube from the birthing barn at the state fair?

 

Like I said, this seems to work but one of my brothers and all of my brothers-in-law are veterans and no one is making a tv show out of any of them.

 

Well,they brought Magnum PI back so..

 

Yeah but if he was a veterinarian that flew a helicopter the show would get higher ratings.

 

"What a beautiful animal we have here..." as they display a buck's corpse. I swear, that has to be just a middle finger. Nobody think of a dead animal as beautiful.

 

Did they bring back that ugly-ass Houston Astros copter?

 

There'd have to be disclaimers:

"How come I never see you eat?"
"I like to starve myself. It keeps the fear up."

The following motion picture contains scenes depicting the glorification of eating disorders and self-inflicted anxiety..."

"I'll get you a Rolling Rock. It's the best beer around"

"The following motion picture contains graphic and potentially dangerous exaggerations of quality concerning a not particularily distinguished regional beer. . .

 

Yes, they brought back the beautiful and classic design that was of a common pattern used on civilian MD-500C, MD-500D, and MD-369D helicopters, including the 4 different ones used on the original show.

 

Funny you bring that up. Was watching Sanford & Son and I'm like "I know that guy"

 

I liked the copter well enough. Didn't like the paintjob. Sorry. The choice of colors really date it (which is not in and of itself a bad thing, but it usually IS a bad thing when it dates to the 70s. See also: Green, Avocado, Carpet, Shag, et al)

Did you ever build cars, or have I asked you that before?

 

Mostly modern aircraft and ships of the post war Japanese Self Defense Force, a few armor vehicles. No cars. A good glossy paint job that doesn't make your model look like a toy is high level stuff.

 

Given the way you go on about 70's music and film, I honestly thought your home looked like this:

 

My ex-brother-in-law had that carpeting in what we would now call his man cave.

On the wall.