Threads I don't want to read (add your own)

Discussion in 'USA Men' started by Bajoro, Mar 31, 2003.

  1. Bajoro

    Bajoro Member+

    Sep 10, 2000
    The Inland Empire
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #1 Bajoro, Mar 31, 2003
    After reading the Trecker thread, I realized there are many thread titles I never want to see on the US Men's board.

    Plus, we can all use a little levity during these trying times.

    So... here are a few, please add your own.

    1) Jaime Trecker signs with Soccer America

    2) Cool photo: close-up of Beasley stretching

    3) ESPN names Keough head of Soccer division

    4) Mathis busted for pre-game Pabst Blue Ribbon party

    5) New USMNT fashion spread for Hugo Boss in NYT mag

    6) Landon's newest gal-pal: Angelina Jolie

    7) Bocanegra signs with Swedish Div II side

    8) Actual recording of USMNT singing national anthem before Mexico game now available from USSoccer

    9) Freddy Adu to change sex, play for USWMT

    10) USSoccer to bring back Sampson
     
  2. JMMUSA8

    JMMUSA8 New Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Webster
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2 JMMUSA8, Mar 31, 2003
    here is one
    "Threads I don't want to read (add your own)"
     
  3. Bajoro

    Bajoro Member+

    Sep 10, 2000
    The Inland Empire
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #3 Bajoro, Mar 31, 2003
    Oops, I deserved that. I meant to put this on the USA Men forum. Mods, please move it.

    Not that it will make it a better thread. :)
     
  4. SankaCofie

    SankaCofie Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    Skorgolia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Ecuador
    #4 SankaCofie, Mar 31, 2003
    the (Insert name of Adu/Stoichkov/Conmebol vs. Concacaf/brilliant ways to ruin the world cup thread) thread.
     
  5. PaulGascoigne

    PaulGascoigne Member+

    Feb 5, 2001
    Aotearoa/NZ
    #5 PaulGascoigne, Mar 31, 2003
    Umm...why the hell did you read it, then? :D
     
  6. BWMcTell

    BWMcTell New Member

    Jul 2, 2002
    NYC
    #6 BWMcTell, Mar 31, 2003
    "MLS expanding to Toronto"

    I guess thats more of a thread I never want to see.
     
  7. Bajoro

    Bajoro Member+

    Sep 10, 2000
    The Inland Empire
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #7 Bajoro, Apr 1, 2003
    That would be better than
    "MLS expanding to St. John, Nova Scotia"
     
  8. voros

    voros Member

    Jun 7, 2002
    Parts Unknown
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #8 voros, Apr 1, 2003
    "Men of the World Cup 2006 Calender! Featuring Pablo Mastroeni!"
     
  9. SamsArmySam

    SamsArmySam Member+

    Apr 13, 2001
    Minneapolis, MN
    #9 SamsArmySam, Apr 1, 2003
    Re: Re: Threads I don't want to read (add your own)

    Because it needed to be said.
     
  10. MarioKempes

    MarioKempes Member+

    Club Med
    Aug 3, 2000
    Proxima Centauri
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #10 MarioKempes, Apr 1, 2003
    "Don Garber Gives Up MLS Job to Join Priesthood....Little Boys Beware!"
     
  11. BelhavenKeeper

    BelhavenKeeper New Member

    Nov 15, 2002
    Vienna, Austria
    #11 BelhavenKeeper, Apr 1, 2003
    Phil Anshulz to sell MLS shares and invest in NASCAR
     
  12. soccerfan220

    soccerfan220 New Member

    Jun 24, 2002
    USA
    #12 soccerfan220, Apr 1, 2003
    Inter fail to win the Scudetto yet again this year
    Metrostars fail to make the playoffs again
     
  13. RobtheAggie

    RobtheAggie Member+

    Sep 10, 2001
    Middle Georgia
    Club:
    Rochester Rhinos
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #13 RobtheAggie, Apr 1, 2003
    Mexico beats USMNT
     
  14. sch2383

    sch2383 New Member

    Feb 14, 2003
    Northern Virginia
    #14 sch2383, Apr 1, 2003
    I would cry...
     
  15. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #15 Ringo, Apr 1, 2003
    "big soccer comes to end; thousands forced to get a life"
     
  16. No_balls_4_mexica

    No_balls_4_mexica New Member

    Apr 1, 2003
    #16 No_balls_4_mexica, Apr 1, 2003
    MLS reveals player salaries, terms of contracts
     
  17. rauld10

    rauld10 Member

    Dec 7, 2000
    Sarasota, FL
    #17 rauld10, Apr 2, 2003
    The history of Major League Soccer 1996-2007.
     
  18. SoulflyTribeFC

    SoulflyTribeFC New Member

    Mar 24, 2002
    #18 SoulflyTribeFC, Apr 2, 2003
    "Freddy Adu banned from American national teams; FIFA reveals Adu played for Ghana Under-seven national team."

    "Bruce Arena quits national team; Javier Aguirre named replacement."

    "Landon Donovan quits soccer, signs with LA Dodgers."
     
  19. voros

    voros Member

    Jun 7, 2002
    Parts Unknown
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #19 voros, Apr 2, 2003
    "FORUM: Yanks Abroad
    DATE: 3/15/10
    Leigh RMI v. Yeovil: Adu"
     
  20. BelhavenKeeper

    BelhavenKeeper New Member

    Nov 15, 2002
    Vienna, Austria
    #20 BelhavenKeeper, Apr 2, 2003
    "Arena to start Lassiter and Kries against France in 1st round match of WC 2006"
     
  21. NJPsycho

    NJPsycho New Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Dirty Jerzee
    #21 NJPsycho, Apr 2, 2003
    10) "New MLS expansion team, Cosmos"
    9) "Friedel competing with Beckam, marries Scary Spice"
    8) "Arena to coach El Tri"
    7) "Agoos named to 2006, 2010 and 2014 WC squad"
    6) "Does this look infected?"
    5) "[Insert Celebrity here] is a soccer fan"
    4) "Another example of Metro favortism"
    3) "Bring Jack Back"
    2) "Hristo to win MLS Humanitarian award"

    And the Number one thread I wouldn't want to read
    (drumroll, Anton)
    1) "Has soccer made it in America?"

    [​IMG]
     
  22. BelhavenKeeper

    BelhavenKeeper New Member

    Nov 15, 2002
    Vienna, Austria
    #22 BelhavenKeeper, Apr 2, 2003
    "If Michael Vick had played soccer"
     
  23. Bajoro

    Bajoro Member+

    Sep 10, 2000
    The Inland Empire
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #23 Bajoro, Apr 2, 2003
    merge thread with

    "Cool: Close-up photo of Bease stretching"
     
  24. FormerGermanGuy

    FormerGermanGuy Member

    Mar 1, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #24 FormerGermanGuy, Apr 2, 2003
    Why soccer is so boring to watch on TV

    What rules needs to be changed to get more fans?

    Reasons why MLS is not going to make it
     

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