This Guys Name takes the cake

Discussion in 'Portugal' started by LuisCamoes, Oct 18, 2004.

  1. LuisCamoes

    LuisCamoes Red Card

    Jul 25, 2004
    Boston USA
  2. biggyv

    biggyv Member

    May 18, 2000
    PGH PA
    Well, there's always Argel Fucks.
     
  3. Benfica_fan

    Benfica_fan Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Connecticut
    If he played in the NBA, how would the commentators say his name without getting fined by the FCC?
     
  4. CrisRicHeldTiago

    CrisRicHeldTiago New Member

    Sep 13, 2004
    I played soccer for a men's team and this one Yugoslavian guy's name was Miroslov Bichkok (pronounced bik-c~ck)
    We use to bust the guys ballz daily...poor bastard! Ah f~ck em, he use to hog the ball.
     
  5. Milos

    Milos Member+

    Sep 6, 2003
    Iacon
    Club:
    Coventry City FC
    Anyone remember Stefan Kuntz?
     
  6. biggyv

    biggyv Member

    May 18, 2000
    PGH PA
    There was a guy that played for the Chicago White Sox in the '80s named Rusty Kuntz.
     
  7. leafster

    leafster New Member

    Jul 21, 2004
    Toronto, Canada
    That's pretty damn funny :D
     
  8. jec1

    jec1 Member

    Sporting Clube de Portugal
    Portugal
    Aug 27, 2004
    Los Angeles ATM
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    this guy on my senior soccer team his name was dick wiens. funny cause his nickname was the wiener. :)
     
  9. LuisCamoes

    LuisCamoes Red Card

    Jul 25, 2004
    Boston USA
    well seeing I owe about a case of sagres here goes

    lets never forget Miroslav Satan plays in the NHL

    and my all time favorit was when I was working at a factory and I called up to the offices for somethin and asked for M. McArthy and was told she got married her new name was M. Luver I laughed and was responded with "ya well guess what her husbands name is, Dick." after that I couldnt help but ask that chick every time I saw her "hey hows Dick Luver doin" ;)
     
  10. ferreirajl

    ferreirajl New Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Lisbon, Portugal
    Liar! No freaking way a man could be so cruel to name his born child Dick when his last name is Luver...

    There was german player called Franco Foda though. Lucky for him he never moved to Portugal. I can imagine the headlines "Foda no Benfica!" or... "Adeptos gostam de Foda"... or if the guy got injured... "Notou-se a falta de Foda".
     
  11. PAUL SILVA

    PAUL SILVA New Member

    Aug 4, 2004
    Toronto, Canada
    .....FOOOOOOCKA. :D
     
  12. Benfica_fan

    Benfica_fan Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Connecticut
    LOL. I guess he'd have to wear his first name on his jersey.
     
  13. LuisCamoes

    LuisCamoes Red Card

    Jul 25, 2004
    Boston USA
    actualy his name was richard but as alot of richards he goes by the name dick, I never knew why he would either what a putz he is.
     
  14. El Ardillo

    El Ardillo New Member

    Jul 15, 2004
    Delaware
    my neighbor's name is Dick Harry...err, Richard, but Dick so...yeah, not funny i know.

    *dies laughing at other mentions*
     
  15. NoNameBoys

    NoNameBoys New Member

    Apr 28, 2004
    A Catedral
    lmao :D Imagine him having a big game and reading the headline "Os adeptos no estadio viram Grande Foda"...
     
  16. Briosa a frente

    Briosa a frente New Member

    Sep 3, 2004
    Winnipeg, (Coimbra)
    The headlines from the losinf team "Por Causa da Foda" :D
     
  17. ferreirajl

    ferreirajl New Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Lisbon, Portugal
    LOL!!
     
  18. LuisCamoes

    LuisCamoes Red Card

    Jul 25, 2004
    Boston USA
    all time best cross language saying is

    if you say corner in portuguese you sound like your saying c*nt in eng;ish
    if you say corner in english with a new england accent you sound like your saying c*nt in portuguese
     
  19. Benfica_fan

    Benfica_fan Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Connecticut
    LOL!
     
  20. JuveleoRules

    JuveleoRules Member

    Jun 8, 2002
    New Jersey, U.S.A.
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    This is classic stuff....:D

    I can see it now, the cover of A Bola:

    "Foda pode ajudar os tres grandes"
     
  21. LuisCamoes

    LuisCamoes Red Card

    Jul 25, 2004
    Boston USA
    hahahah
     
  22. Aveirenses

    Aveirenses Member

    Mar 3, 2004
    Guardiolunya
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I'll throw in a classic: Mike Hunt (My ********)
     
  23. PAUL SILVA

    PAUL SILVA New Member

    Aug 4, 2004
    Toronto, Canada
    How do call someone a dick head without insulting them = Richard Cranium.
     
  24. LuisCamoes

    LuisCamoes Red Card

    Jul 25, 2004
    Boston USA
    hurry up and patent that one im gona use it ;)
     
  25. Briosa a frente

    Briosa a frente New Member

    Sep 3, 2004
    Winnipeg, (Coimbra)
    :d Loooooooooolllllll :d
     

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