Things to do instead of watching DC suck. [-R- Implied]

Go to AIM chat and complain about how much we suck.

Turn off the game and play "Enter The Matrix" on the XBox.

 

I left the pub at halftime to come home, play on the internet and find out what the Pollyanna Patrol has to say about the team [sic] after tonight's performance [sic].

 

slam your D$%^ in a car door.... (yeah its STILL more fun...)

 

I prefer adding up the lines on Dallas' soccer field and then subtracting all the seams to see if I come up w/ a negative number...

 

Empty a bottle of wine, then scrape paint of your freshly painted window with a fresh razorblade.

It takes concentration I can assure you! I managed the job without slicing anything off (as far as I can tell).

 

So are you still eligible for McOwen's car door routine or not?

 

Yes! Still eligible.

 

I drank about a third of a bottle of Laphroaig. Sadly, I don't feel all that drunk. Damnit.

 

Now that would have made my paint-scraping even more of a challenge!

I love Laphroaig, it puts hair on your chest and on other places where you'd rather not have it.

 

here's an idea. everyone move to california, so then you wont have the channel that telecasts the games. avoid the newspaper, the post-game threads, and mlsnet.com so you wont know the game scores. and then we can all pretend that dc is playing well.
::shrugs::

 

That won't do it. Some of us in California have the Shootout package.

Things to do instead of watching DC United suck?

Laugh at the pain of others

 

Things to do instead of watching DC suck.

*Turn the TV off and get outside to enjoy the summer
*Discuss the future "you suck" draft pick and gift allocation from the league office.
*Beat the crap out of Metros when they slightly fall back to earth post Mathis and Howard.
*Look forward to the inevitable redemption period of the Cup run.
*pray for LA to continue the spiral so dc isn't the story
*hit the local lakes/mountains/parks

 

That picture is CLASSIC!!!

 

Sitting in a tub full of scissors.

 

listen to DC suck via webcast

 

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Re: Things to do instead of watching DC suck.

I'll settle for hating this man-weasal who paints his face and wears a KC Royals jersey.

 

It is either go to Sat. nights game against Chicago, or go to a bridal shower with my girlfriend...I went the bridal shower route...Say what you want!!

 

watch the freedom not suck against boston 4pm sunday at rfk.

i dare you.

 

Re: Things to do instead of watching DC suck.

--you forgot to add:

*watching WizardCharter make an ass out of himself on BS.com

Back to your bridge F#CK FACE.

 

Hmm, I don't know. On a pain scale I'd rank (low to high) watching DCU, sticking a pencil in your eye and then bridal shower. Bring a flask!


K

 

I say watch 'till you drop................... It beats a good day at work any day!!!