Things that cause Global Warming

Discussion in 'Bill Archer's Guestbook' started by FeverNova1, Aug 10, 2007.

  1. FeverNova1

    FeverNova1 New Member

    Sep 17, 2004
    Plano
    This list only scratches the surface. Feel free to add to it.

    1. Farting cats
    2. Exercise
    3. Eating meat
    4. Tangerines (per Elizabeth Edwards)
    5. Toilet paper (per Sheryl Crow)
    6. Bottled water
    7. SUV’s (of course)
    8. Incandescent light bulbs
    9. George W. Bush (of course)
    10. Backyard barbeques
    11. Live Earth Concerts
    12. Claymore’s mouth
     
  2. IntheNet

    IntheNet New Member

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    Your list is fine except for #12; it is patently unfair to blame simply one of the liberal lefties from PC&E when there are about a dozen more just as bad... that is why the global warming risk from moonbats is very real and a genuine threat..
     
  3. VFish

    VFish Member+

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  4. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
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    14) Daylight savings time

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    15) cigarette smoking (per Algore)


    16) Algore's son driving 100 miles per hour

    17) Breathing

    18) Massive "Save the Earth" concerts where super-mega-stars fly in on their personal 747's.
     
  5. west ham sandwich

    Feb 26, 2007
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    Is that artical a spoof? Please tell me it is? Please please tell me that Connie is having a laugh.
     
  6. west ham sandwich

    Feb 26, 2007
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  7. FeverNova1

    FeverNova1 New Member

    Sep 17, 2004
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    Well there's proof right there, that there is a concensus among scientists that GW is occurring. ;)
     
  8. CUS

    CUS New Member

    Apr 20, 2000
    "Top scientists agree that global warming has caused a drastic change in the salinity of the North Atlantic over the past 50 years."

    Hey, this is easy!
     
  9. VFish

    VFish Member+

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  10. Matt in the Hat

    Matt in the Hat Moderator
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    21. The Sun

    No wait...That can't be right. It almost makes sense.
     
  11. FeverNova1

    FeverNova1 New Member

    Sep 17, 2004
    Plano
    22. Hydroelectric Dams

    I'm begining to think that there is nothing we can do about GW and the impending doom.
     
  12. IntheNet

    IntheNet New Member

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    Even Osama Bin Laden is mentioning global warming! Did Gore get to him in his cave? Anyone have this mental image of Osama stretched on a cave cot reading "Inconvenient Truth"?

    New OBL Tape: Iraq, Democratic Control
    September 07, 2007 2:15 PM
    http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2007/09/new-obl-tape-ir.html

    "Bin Laden goes on to call Noam Chomsky "among one of the most capable of those from your own side," and mentions global warming and "the Kyoto accord."
     
  13. Anthony

    Anthony Member+

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  14. CUS

    CUS New Member

    Apr 20, 2000
    Don't you know anything. The Al Gore owned GIM gave him a few extra ManBearPig offsets just so that he can say he is carbon neutral.
     
  15. FeverNova1

    FeverNova1 New Member

    Sep 17, 2004
    Plano
    OBL is Gore's offset.
     
  16. The Gribbler

    The Gribbler Member

    Jul 14, 1999
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  17. Lulu 69

    Lulu 69 New Member

    May 7, 2007
  18. FeverNova1

    FeverNova1 New Member

    Sep 17, 2004
    Plano
  19. CUS

    CUS New Member

    Apr 20, 2000
    Antarctic warming and cooling. And melting and freezing.

     
  20. FeverNova1

    FeverNova1 New Member

    Sep 17, 2004
    Plano
    Bo, can you check to see if this has been peer reviewed?
     
  21. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    It has been. Check out what else the author has to say:

    If he's right about that, then we've figured out how to solve the climate change problem: introduce a different, competing environmental disaster! ;)
     
  22. Eric B

    Eric B Member

    Feb 21, 2000
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    You can have my beer fridge when you pry it from my even colder dead hands, eh!
     
  23. VFish

    VFish Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
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    Why do Canadians even need a beer fridge, eh? If you Canucks want your Labatts ice cold just leave it on the back porch. There's no way that fermented Moose piss is going to freeze solid, not even during the coldest Canadian winter.
     

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