Things in football that are set and stone and always seem to notice

Capital of Culture, eh?

 

Whenever someone shoots from a really long distance out, trying to catch the goalie off the line in the Premiership, you can expect to hear a Beckham reference within the next few seconds.

 

When I was in Liverpool I didn't see any culture at all...but I did see a lot of banners proclaiming it to be the Capital of Culture. Seemed to be at least one banner on every corner.

 

When a player scores more then 3 freekicks from distance, the commentators always dub him as a "set piece specialist".

 

Or Xabi Alonso.

 

Or Paul Robinson.

 

An imaginary Italian baby will be cradled after a Serie A goal...

 

Bebeto started that when he was playing for Brazil in USA 94

 

Liverpool will never be punished for anything wrong they do in the EPL. There will never be any negative press for Liverpool in England.

 

That works as well.

 

England can never just not be good enough when they lose. There is always some external excuse.

Wayne Rooney will always have a good game when being played out of position and he's not good enough to play in any other position. (BiTER)

 

If Mike Riley is refereeing a match at Old Trafford, Manchester United will be awarded a penalty at some point. It's uncanny, and I'm a United fan.

 

I think you mean that United will be awarded a penalty that they deserve.

 

...followed by conspiracy cries from the whiny London bitches....

 

better,

Whenever Ronaldo is fouled in the box and gets a PK doesnt matter if he dove or if he was kicked in the face, the media/opposing coach will say bring it up post game and present it as "another Ronaldo dive"

 

It was Never Liverpool - Ever

It was Always

Chelsea
Sheffield Bizzies
Greek Bizzies
Belgium Bizzies
Chelsea

On the occasion where it is Liverpool they'll rally round and feel sorry for themselves in their own little self-pity city