Things average Americans would say about soccer nowdays.

Discussion in 'Soccer in the USA' started by AguiluchoMerengue, Feb 1, 2012.

  1. ceezmad

    ceezmad Member+

    Mar 4, 2010
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Red Stars
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If that were the case, we would be using the metric system. :p
     
  2. BocaFan

    BocaFan Member+

    Aug 18, 2003
    Queens, NY
    Given the poster's name, I think this comment fits into this thread.
    (If you're the type of person that easily gets wound-up, perhaps skip over this):

    :D
     
  3. DCU1996

    DCU1996 Member

    Jun 3, 2002
    N. VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Korea Republic
    "soccer is unAmerican"

    "The best athletes in the country doing something else"

    So typical...

    He sounds extremely irritated by world football!
     
  4. Emperor Adriano

    Emperor Adriano Member+

    Jun 17, 2009
    Utica NY (the refugee city)
    Club:
    Santos FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Brazil
    well i find talking to casual fans or average joes about sports is painful no matter the sport. Soccers the worst though you either here rascist stuff or people who like baseball calling soccer players foot fairys which is so ironic since baseball involves no contact at all pretty much.
     
  5. RichardL

    RichardL BigSoccer Supporter

    May 2, 2001
    Berkshire
    Club:
    Reading FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    You kind of have to wonder if his only exposure to the game is watching a clip filmed on a fan's phone on youtube.
     
  6. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    Why don't you try talking to them about the weather (not joking). Some people you eventually learn that its not productive to talk to them about certain things.
     
  7. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    That's not the only thing you have to wonder about in that entertainingly awful essay.
     
  8. DwayneBarry

    DwayneBarry Member

    Aug 25, 2008
    Seems like most people here must largely deal with immature and/or incredibly insecure adults. I find most adults I talk to about it either really don't know anything about soccer and don't care, or know something about it from watching Sportscenter and are interested in knowing more, they might even watch a match from time to time. Lots of Dads of kids who play who clearly have what I would call a casual interest in the game even if they aren't big fans. Maybe I'm not dealing with "average" Americans.
     
  9. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    A more basic suggestion to these people would be to get new friends/acquaintances. Of course that still leaves family that one can use my original advice with.
     
  10. RichardL

    RichardL BigSoccer Supporter

    May 2, 2001
    Berkshire
    Club:
    Reading FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Indeed. But I did wonder what coverage he'd seen that had no close-ups or replays. If he'd said the game was also in black & white then maybe he'd just watched Pathé newsreels, and he goes around telling people that Nat Lofthouse would never get a spot on an NFL team.
     
  11. puertorricane

    puertorricane Red Card

    Feb 4, 2012
    Carolina PR
    Club:
    Santos FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Brazil
    "Our best athletes are playing american football, baseball, and basketball, if lebron, kobe, chad ochocinco, terrell owens played soccer we would be unbeatable"..

    must think that being fast and big is all you need to play the game.. they dont know how hard and how much practice you need to control that ball the way the best in the world do
     
  12. Queeg

    Queeg Member

    Jan 17, 2012
    There is no such thing as an average American:D
     
    Guinho repped this.
  13. Master O

    Master O Member+

    Jul 7, 2006
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If you switched "played soccer" with "played Rugby Union or Rugby League," maybe, and that's a big maybe, you'd have a point.

    Soccer isn't about strength. It's about guile and asymmetry.
     
  14. puertorricane

    puertorricane Red Card

    Feb 4, 2012
    Carolina PR
    Club:
    Santos FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Brazil
    are you drinking or on drugs? read the post and the thread again try and understand i t
     
  15. RichardL

    RichardL BigSoccer Supporter

    May 2, 2001
    Berkshire
    Club:
    Reading FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Maybe it should be "things very average Americans say..."
     
  16. Cyclonis

    Cyclonis Forza Juve

    Jul 12, 2007
    Los Angeles
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Not to mention quick thinking and inventive.. Lebron thinks so slow, you can almost see thought bubbles around his head.
     
  17. CCSUltra

    CCSUltra Member+

    Nov 18, 2008
    Cleveland
    Club:
    Hertha BSC Berlin
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You clearly have never played basketball at any sort of high level if you think you can be a slow thinker.

    People might not be smart off the court, but basketball absolutely requires quick thinking.

    However, I wouldn't expect anything else from Cyclonis.
     
  18. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    High level? Shit, at the high SCHOOL level in basketball you have to think quick to be worth much of anything.
     
  19. CCSUltra

    CCSUltra Member+

    Nov 18, 2008
    Cleveland
    Club:
    Hertha BSC Berlin
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    High level wasn't the right term, I guess. I meant to include high school.
     
  20. Elninho

    Elninho Member+

    Sacramento Republic FC
    United States
    Oct 30, 2000
    Sacramento, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Also, the interesting bit is that Kobe Bryant and Chad Ochocinco DID play soccer at fairly high levels when they were younger. Both were decent players, but neither had any real shot at going pro.
     
  21. ClevelandForce

    Jan 27, 2010
    What a crock. LeBron is one of the most inventive basketball players of the past two decades. And I'm saying this as a Clevelander who can't stand the sight of him anymore.

    I love soccer; I love American sports. Some people think you have to denigrate one to justify your love of the other -- I don't get that. Can't we all just get along?
     
  22. DCU1996

    DCU1996 Member

    Jun 3, 2002
    N. VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Korea Republic
    Football is extremely comprehensive sport with so many variables.

    Look at the two of the best players currently.
    C. Ronaldo looks perfect. On the other hand, who would've thought someone looks like Messi turned out to be the best footballer of our time. Better than perfect looking Ronaldo. (far from your average American athletes = big tall fat)

    However most of American sports players with big-boned(NFL) or freaky tall(NBA) body type wouldn't make a good footballer.

    Look at the average height in football. They are tall, but seldom freaky tall (few execption such as Peter Crouch). Maybe handful of them have some chance, but again so many variables and so much comprehensive. Coby Bryant might probably have turned out to be another Altidore.

    Whenever dumb fellow Americans say this, I laugh so hard.
     
  23. DwayneBarry

    DwayneBarry Member

    Aug 25, 2008
    I agree. Based simply on anthropometrics the argument doesn't hold. There is relatively little overlap in the size of elite soccer players and elite NBA, NFL, NHL players and I suspect nowadays even MLB players. Although I guess you can't discount a bunch of wantabee kids who don't give soccer a chance and instead focus on traditional sports that they are never going to be big enough to play at an elite level.

    I'm also not sure that most traditional U.S. sports select for athletes who have an ability to acquire a very high degree of competence in a wide range of motor skills that need to be applied in non-stereotyped situations while making decisions. At least certainly not NFL & MLB, NHL and NBA probably fall somewhere between those former two sports and soccer.

    IOW, soccer is really unique compared to traditional U.S. sports and I don't see the type of athlete that is selected for in those sports necessarily being much like the athlete selected for in soccer.
     
  24. bigredfutbol

    bigredfutbol Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 5, 2000
    Woodbridge, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    FWIW, in "Soccer : secrets to success ; things great players and coaches should know", Laureano Ruiz states that soccer players are middle-of-the-road in athleticism.
     
  25. DCU1996

    DCU1996 Member

    Jun 3, 2002
    N. VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Korea Republic
    Depends on the definition of athleticism?

    Are K-1 or UFC fighters at the end of the road? Usain Bolt?
     

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