The worst movie of all time

Discussion in 'Movies, TV and Music' started by martymarts, Jul 12, 2005.

  1. jwaldman11

    jwaldman11 New Member

    Jun 14, 2002
    The OC
    I love "Anchorman", just because it starts out so serious and goes absurd pretty quickly. Definitely an acquired taste though.

    As for "Worst Movies", here's my Top 5, all of which I've seen:

    5. "Zoolander" - Not a Ben Stiller fan to begin with, and this wasn't going to turn me into one. Does have some funny scenes (like the random Billy Zane and David Bowie back-to-back cameos), but a lot of it falls flat.

    4. "Dude, Where's My Car?" - One of those movies that made me question whether studios have competitions to see who can make the worst movie ever. The only worse thing than this movie was that everyone kept making jokes using the title for about three years afterward.

    3. "Delta Force" - This is one of those 'tweeners between "so bad, it's good" and "horrible". It consists of the following plotlines:
    - Arab hijackers taking over a plane and going to Lebanon.
    - The hijackers demanding to know who all the Jews are on the plane, only to have the German flight attendant refuse because she feels guilty about the past, then having a priest (played by George Kennedy) join the Jewish passengers because "Jesus was Jewish".
    - Chuck Norris having to deal with his past.

    2. "Bring It On" - This would be the downside to dating an ex-cheerleader: my girlfriend made me sit and watch this movie when it was on a couple weeks ago. Like a train wreck, I couldn't turn away, though that might have been because of Eliza Dushku.

    1. "Down to You"/"Summer Catch" - I couldn't decide which Freddie Prinze, Jr. movie was worse, so I put both of them down. The first one is the kind of chick flick that makes every guy want to either kill themselves or become a priest just so they don't have to sit through this again. The second is a chick flick disguised as a baseball movie, making it the worst case of movie fraud since Lionel Hutz successfully sued the makers of "The Neverending Story". Not to hammer a fellow Gooner too much, but how the hell does he keep getting work?
     
  2. jatm516

    jatm516 Member

    Feb 4, 2005
    Hope, Arkansas
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    Arsenal FC
    Yeah we walked out of the theater it was so bad. The only time I've done that ever.
     
  3. jatm516

    jatm516 Member

    Feb 4, 2005
    Hope, Arkansas
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    TOTALLY AGREE!!! :)
     
  4. jegerpenge

    jegerpenge New Member

    Jan 18, 2003
    Lake Charles, LA
    Casablanca...what a grotesque pile of sh!t that movie was. ;)
     
  5. yossarian

    yossarian Moderator
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    Jun 16, 1999
    Big City Blinking
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    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I've never walked out of a movie....but came close when I saw "Romeo is Bleeding."
     
  6. arsenalgirl30016

    Dec 10, 2003
    Flo Rida
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    United States
    I have never not been able to watch a movie with Keanu or Richard Gere but I actually turned off Autumn in New York and Sweet November....even good looking men could not save those movies!

    Zoolander? Can't Buy Me Love? I wonder about some of you....... :p
     
  7. Bighorn

    Bighorn New Member

    Jan 5, 2005
    41.8 Lat -87.68 Lon
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    You are just like another girl I know....probably watch any piece of ******** with that dude in it. What's his name again? Patrick something?
     
  8. arsenalgirl30016

    Dec 10, 2003
    Flo Rida
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    not a huge Patrick fan but the movie was cute! :p
     
  9. taosjohn

    taosjohn Member+

    Dec 23, 2004
    taos,nm
    you young folk wouldn't know a really bad movie if it bit you!

    When I was a lad we had crap like "The Comancheros" at our local theater every week and were marched miles through the snow and chained to our seats and there wern't no restrooms and...
     
  10. servotron

    servotron New Member

    Mar 4, 2004
    St Paul, MN
    Robocop 3. Please lock thread.
     
  11. amerifolklegend

    amerifolklegend New Member

    Jul 21, 1999
    Oakley, America
    Yeah, I agree with taosjohn. I mean that's fine and dandy if you want to think Gigli or Dude Where's My Car? are the worst movie ever (and I agree, they are bad,) but the fact is, you have no idea how lucky you are to be able to claim that those are the worst you've ever seen.

    Do me a favor, rent any of the following movies sometime and then come back and tell me than you truly and honestly believe that they aren't the worst movies ever made:

    Go Fish
    Eating
    24 Hour Woman
    Shark Boy and Lava Girl
    Redneck Zombies
    Ishtar

    I mean, these are bad to epic proportions. From Justin To Kelly is a horrible movie, but at least it has the value of the fact that you can enjoy making fun of it. These movies don't even have that. You just watch them and all that can cross your mind is, "Who the hell okayed this? What on earth were they thinking when they sat down and wrote thes? And good lord, what were these poor actors thinking when they signed on?"
     
  12. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
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    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Starship Troopers 2
    Pootie Tang
    From Justin To Kelly
    That thing with Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu
     
  13. bostonsoccermdl

    bostonsoccermdl Moderator
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    Apr 3, 2002
    Denver, CO
    anything with Adam Sandler in it making contorted faces with that warped baby voice...
     
  14. Dolemite

    Dolemite Member+

    Apr 2, 2001
    East Bay, Ca
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    just read the tag line for god's sake
     
  15. jayro75

    jayro75 Member

    Sep 8, 2004

    Why for the love of god would you have even considered watching that?????

    It's not like the first one was so good.....

    Worst movie ever .....

    The Royal Tennenbaums.....

    I wanted to scratch my eyes out......
     
  16. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wes Anderson's films are an acquired taste, but certainly not in the same league of crapitude as that Severs vs. Ecks abomination...
     
  17. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
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    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
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    OK, I'll admit to going along with the other 48 people nationwide [ducks tomatoes]

    My girlfriend and her girlfriend dragged me there. Supposedly they heard that Ben was such a hunk and JLo was awesome and yada, yada, yada....

    Half hour into it I split for Bennigans and pounded some beers with shots of Jack to get the bad taste out of my mouth. Hands down the most gawdawful half hour of "Cinema" I've ever experienced.
     
  18. MLSNHTOWN

    MLSNHTOWN Member+

    Oct 27, 1999
    Houston, TX
    1. Dungeons and Dragons
    2. The Avengers
     
  19. jayro75

    jayro75 Member

    Sep 8, 2004

    Oh jeezus I was praying I could forget that one ever existed........

    Charlies Angels 2 was pretty painful as well......
     
  20. servotron

    servotron New Member

    Mar 4, 2004
    St Paul, MN
    If only Lucy Liu weren't so damn easy to look at....
     
  21. bigredfutbol

    bigredfutbol Moderator
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    Sep 5, 2000
    Woodbridge, VA
    Club:
    DC United
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    United States
    Showgirls--I've posted this same point before, but it's mostly a so-bad-it's-good movie, except it was a VERY graphic, drawn-out, mostly unnecessary rape scene which ruins the camp factor--I can't enjoy the horrid acting and so forth knowing that Vorhoeven [sp?] forces the women in the audience to sit through that unnecessary crap.
     
  22. astabooty

    astabooty Member

    Nov 16, 2002
    China
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  23. acolombi

    acolombi Member

    Mar 20, 2005
    Edmonton
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    House of a 1000 corpses, how on earth has he made a part 2 to a movie with no plot? (Devils Rejects coming to a discount bin near you soon)
     
  24. futbolrey

    futbolrey New Member

    Dec 20, 2002
    Burke, Va
    1. Tomcats absolutly stupid
    2. Catwoman
    3. Supergirl
    4. Batman and Robin
     
  25. MagicShotGlass

    May 4, 2004
    DFW
    Dracula 2000
    Cthulu Mansion
    Jeepers Creepers

    These movies are not worth watching. They are neither scary or interesting.
     

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