The World Cup is like World War II

And the Swiss do F*** all..

 

And the Japanese surprise.

 

And South Korea.............didn't exist
Slovakia................Wins? Who is Slovakia?
South America Dominates!!!!!

Not all analogies are 100%

 

And Italy pretty much sucked and are done early.

 

and i'm pretty sure nobody dies either. kind of a retarded analogy

 

And after the Germans lose their support goes to Argentina.

 

And Ireland stayed out of the whole thing...

 

I'd wait for confirmation that none of the (non-J-League) North Koreans have disappeared before making such a blanket statement...

 

Good one!