The Wilson Brothers

Discussion in 'Movies, TV and Music' started by billyireland, Jun 16, 2003.

  1. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
    Sydney, Australia
    Am I the only person in the world who thinks Owen Wilson (Behind Enemy Lines, Shanghai Noon, Shanghai Knights) and his brother Phil (I think it's Phil?) Wilson (Martin Lawrences partner in The Thin Blue Line) are both HORRIBLE actors... they don't look right, they are 1 dimension (light humour) and not even funny... why does everybody like them so much?
     
  2. scudley

    scudley New Member

    Mar 13, 2001
    Syracuse, NY
    do you mean Luke?

    Have you seen Bottle Rocket?
     
  3. amerifolklegend

    Jul 21, 1999
    Oakley, America
    Yes.

    You obviously have a soul incapable of accepting humor.
     
  4. oman

    oman Member

    Jan 7, 2000
    South of Frisconsin
    You're right! I never realized Luke was in The Thin Blue Line! I thought that was the real guy.

    [​IMG]
     
  5. champmanager

    champmanager Member

    Dec 13, 2001
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Kazakhstan
    I imagine the blond one (I can't remember their names either) will be tempted to appear in a lot of Hollywood crap, but as long as I don't have to watch it, I'll always love them for BottleRocket.
     
  6. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
    Sydney, Australia
    Oh no, I love comedy. Anything from the Jim Carrey Brand to Jack Dee (the dryest humour imaginable). Dogma is possibly my favourite comedy movie, as I prefer more intelligent, offbeat type comedy. But I fail to see the funniness in the Wilsons (and yes, it must've been Luke). I mean, all Owens lines in the Shanghai movies are just AWEFUL and old, too ("you must work out" is take DIRECTLY from Dumb & Dumber "Harry, look at the ass on that!" / "yeah, he must work out"), and his acting in Behind Enemy Lines (the WORST movie ever made) is laughable.

    As For BottleRocket, I've never seen it, what's it about/like
     
  7. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Owen and Luke Wilson

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    Their brother Andrew was in Bottle Rocket with them. He played Bob's brother, John.
     
  8. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
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    United States
    Re: Re: The Wilson Brothers


    Indeed.
     
  9. Lucid

    Lucid Member

    May 17, 1999
    San Francisco, CA
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    I loved Owen in Zoolander and I think Old School (which Luke plays the lead) is my favorite movie ever, he did a pretty good job in.

    While I absolutely hated The Royal Tenenbaums, I thought they did a good job for what they had to work with (an awful script).

    It's been way too long since I'd seen Bottle Rocket, but I think I liked that movie.

    As far as Behind Enemy Lines, it is really close to the worst movie ever made (that award goes to Dude, Where's my Car). That movie along with the horrible Shanghai whatever movies are not good representations of Owen's work.

    Oh yeah, Owen was also in Armageddon and I didn't see anything wrong with his role in that movie. I liked him in Meet the Parents as the ex-boyfriend. Funny stuff.
     
  10. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
    Sydney, Australia
    Okay, I'll give Owen Meet The Parents, he was good in that, but that's it.

    Funniest scene of the year (2001, when MTP came out): The water-volleyball SPIKE from Ben Stiller to his girlfriends sister
     
  11. ToddP25

    ToddP25 Member

    Apr 19, 1999
    Richmond, VA
    I don't even know what to say.........
     
  12. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    The only beef I have with Owen Wilson (well, other than the crap scripts he often takes) is that after someone pointed out that huge dent in his nose, I can't watch any movie with him without focusing on his nose.

    Both fine actors, and they are responsible for bringing Paul Thomas Anderson into the mainstream (Owen co-wrote and produced all three, Luke appeared appeared in all three).
     
  13. Lucid

    Lucid Member

    May 17, 1999
    San Francisco, CA
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Have you seen Zoolander though? I thought it was his best work.

    "Why you gettin' crazy with me man... Don't you know I'm loco?"

    LOL...
     
  14. Foosinho

    Foosinho New Member

    Jan 11, 1999
    New Albany, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    Are you kidding me? That film was great.

    Owen is, IMO, the funnier of the two. Luke is funny in a "look at me, I'm a goof" way. Owen just isn't selective enough in choosing his roles, but he's a good writer.
     
  15. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    You mean Wes Anderson. PTA did "Boogie Nights".

    I think Owen and Luke are hilarious. I haven't seen "BEL" and have no plans to. But it's not supposed to be a comedy anyways.
     
  16. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    That's what I meant. White filmmakers all look the same to me.

    Royal Tenenbaums was indeed excellent. Great acting, wonderfully quirky script.
     
  17. oman

    oman Member

    Jan 7, 2000
    South of Frisconsin
    Put me down as a being disappointed with Royal Ts. After Rushmore, I wasn't sure where Wes would go. But didn't like RT after about midway. Didn't have the joy of Bottle Rocket or Rushmore.

    In many ways, since I loved Rushmore so much, I don't really think Wes will ever be able to not disappoint me.

    Maybe "Rushmore II, Max Becomes an Aggie?" (Max disrupts bee keeping program at Texas A&M, starts a radical drama troup, gets crossways with Parsons Mounted Cavalry, steps on the grass at the Memorial Student Center, and makes the 12th man kickoff squad. Rescued by Bill Murray, who endows a chair at A&M in order to help his old chum.)
     
  18. minorthreat

    minorthreat Member

    Jan 1, 2001
    NYC
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    Real Madrid
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    Spain
    When I saw the title, I thought this was a thread about the Beach Boys.
     
  19. sch2383

    sch2383 New Member

    Feb 14, 2003
    Northern Virginia
    Owen Wilson wrote Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, and the Royal Tenebaum with Wes Anderson. The humor in those movies is not for everybody, but if you like that form of humor, those movies are great.
     
  20. champmanager

    champmanager Member

    Dec 13, 2001
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Kazakhstan
    Me too. I was horribly crushed. It just never did anything...kind of like a really suped-up race car which just sits in the garage. This is from someone who must have seen Rushmore 7 or 8 times. I will see it again, and maybe I'll see what the rest of you saw in it.
     
  21. nicodemus

    nicodemus Member+

    Sep 3, 2001
    Cidade Mágica
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    PAOK Saloniki
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    United States
    I think they're both hilarious, especially Luke.
     
  22. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    There's a good article on Luke Wilson in the new Rolling Stone I got yesterday.
     
  23. cj herrera

    cj herrera New Member

    May 7, 1999
    Oakland, damn straig
    The character Owen Wilson plays in the Royal Tenenbaums is a knock-off of the novelist Cormac McCarthy. Here's the excerpt that his character reads from his book:

    "The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket.

    Vamanos, amigos, he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight."

    I love Cormac McCarthy, and that is a hilarious, dead-on riff. Especially the invented word "friscalating."

    In fact, just the thought of Wilson saying "Vamanos Amigos" cracks me up. That, I grant you, is a very subjective thing.
     
  24. nancyb

    nancyb Member

    Jun 30, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I could be wrong, but didn't Owen Wilson write that script?
     
  25. DoctorJones24

    DoctorJones24 Member

    Aug 26, 1999
    OH
    This is why I come to BigSoccer.
    Awesome, cj.
     

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