The Wedding Crashers [R]

Discussion in 'Movies, TV and Music' started by amerifolklegend, Jul 8, 2005.

  1. amerifolklegend

    amerifolklegend New Member

    Jul 21, 1999
    Oakley, America
    Okay, I (obviously) loved this movie. And I probably loved it more than most people. And yeah, a lot of poeple will think it's just OKAY. And I completely understand that there will be plenty of people that will not love it at all and flat out think it's just not funny. And that's fine. Those retards are entitled to their opinion.

    But you know what's fun? You need to go to The Wedding Crashers IMDB page and scroll to the bottom and read the post from the 21 year old named oldschoolrock that hated the movie. It's almost as funny as the movie was.

    I honestly don't think I've ever read a post from someone that needed to get laid more than that person.

    We're talking Goodsport-level of needing to get laid here.
     
  2. MLSNHTOWN

    MLSNHTOWN Member+

    Oct 27, 1999
    Houston, TX
    This one is better.....

    As far the comic value of Wedding Crashers, princess_tristesse put it more nicely than i could, so nevermind.

    although i would like to make a request of the slew of people who will inevitably be convinced that they liked this movie, and didn't force most of their laughter:

    Please stop giving money to movies like this. I say movies like this because it has become quite clear to me (and i'm sure most of you, whether you support it, oppose it, or are indifferent) that film studios have found a market, based on the success of whatever got the ball rolling with the stiller/wilson/ferrel/(insert SNL cast member or overrated comic) like-being-screamed-at-for-two-hours, bare-minimum-of-creative-effort, well-known-comic-instead-of-content-as-the-punchline (note will ferrel's 'i totally didn't see that coming to the point where i thought "that sillouhetted figure must be will ferrel because it's about that time in the movie where they surrender any chance of clever writing or fresh/funny content and introduce the cream-of-the-crop overrated comic who will just bring a flow of seminal emissions from the now semi-conscious, assaulted minds of the audience that have been berated with a cacophony of, to quote princess_tristesse, 'cringeworthy,' cheap-shot, whatever-sells, big-brother-disguised-with-a-smile-throttling-you-to-get-you-to-laugh..."') comedies. In fact, it's hard to find movies in the genre of "comedy" that aren't one of these. If this were not the case, I would have no right or reason for concern.

    but people say, "thanks! give me another one, i'll pay you."

    and of course they do. why make any effort to make smart/fresh/clever/satisfying-as-anything-more-than-the-occasional-not-quite-recycled-to-the-point-of-utter-embarrassment gag/not-adhering-to-a-formula-that-has-plagued-mainstream-comedy-and-is-really-an-insult-to-the-target-audience comedy when you can make millions giving the bare minimum? won't it be a great world when studios market to an audience that demands higher quality entertainment and participates in the advancement of what can make people laugh and feel good; an audience that is as involved in pushing the comic envelope as the creators by simply refusing to accept recycled celluloid like Wedding Crashers. This isn't happening. The supply-demand relationship for these movies is stuck in a degenerative loop, with Wedding Crashers being the worst to come from this yet. I see this as a problem. I don't like what surrounds me, and i don't want my generation to define/be defined by what these movies represent.

    I'm not going to get into the constant glorification of the frat-boy-womanizer mindset found in movies like this, because i don't villify that type of person (or the type of person that is for some reason attracted to and/or identifies with that mindset) as an individual. I just feel alienated and saddened by a generation (and i can't be alone)(and i hope some of you will level with me on this) that has accepted this as the archetype for the socially acceptable person who should be protagonized and celebrated in both entertainment and reality, while many of those who contribute to it don't realize that it is indeed a poor representation of themselves, and instead strive to be the that which they are not.

    Perhaps I'm putting far too much weight in here for a Wedding Crashers IMDb post, i just think mine is a perspective that should be at least represented, since i would bet many others might feel the same way and haven't voiced it due to the hostility frequently shown by the "home team" on IMDb posts.
     
  3. amerifolklegend

    amerifolklegend New Member

    Jul 21, 1999
    Oakley, America
    Wow, that's quality stuff, right there.
     
  4. astabooty

    astabooty Member

    Nov 16, 2002
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    i would have paid $7 just to sit through the scene where vince explains why he wouldnt date, specifically the "game you play where you just want to stick the tip in," or something like that.
     
  5. bmurphyfl

    bmurphyfl Member

    Jun 10, 2000
    VT
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    That post has to be a plant by the movie studio. It's too perfect.
     
  6. biggyv

    biggyv Member

    May 18, 2000
    PGH PA
    That was fantastic, along with the "ass-out hug." Man, did that ever strike a nerve. :D
     
  7. Gunner Phan

    Gunner Phan Member

    Dec 12, 2003
    Gramercy, NYC
    ROTFLMAO!!!
     
  8. Danners9

    Danners9 New Member

    Aug 7, 2003
    Drunken Clam, Quahog
    Hilarious film, lovely girls and a happy ending. Ahh

    This months Stuff magazine in North America has the girls from it in lingerie on the cover and being interviewed. Ahh :) I bought it today and the lady serving me put it into a dark grey bag, like i was buying porn and no one could know. :D
     
  9. romagol10

    romagol10 Member

    Jul 23, 2003
    CO
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    I can't believe it took me a week to see this movie. So many laughs so many hot girls... I can't figure out how anybody who isn't completely dead on the inside could not thoroughly enjoy this movie. It was so good that until right now, I forgot that I was sitting in the second row (the theatre was that packed). Goddamn, I love this movie. I'm considering going again tomorrow.
     
  10. B1

    B1 Member

    Feb 19, 1999
    Boston
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    I loved this film. I would see it in the theater again. I thought it was better than Old School.
     
  11. yossarian

    yossarian Moderator
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    Jun 16, 1999
    Big City Blinking
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    My wife and I saw this Friday night. We both really liked it....very funny especially Vince Vaughn and the girl that played his girlfriend...Gloria.
     
  12. peledre

    peledre Member

    Mar 25, 2001
    Sioux Falls, SD
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    That chick is engaged to Sacha Barone Cohen, aka Ali G.
     
  13. yossarian

    yossarian Moderator
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    Jun 16, 1999
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    Even more props to Ali G, then.
     
  14. Danners9

    Danners9 New Member

    Aug 7, 2003
    Drunken Clam, Quahog
    Isla Fisher? She was in the Scooby Doo movie too.

    We got to see her in an Australian soap called Home and Away, during the mid 90s. She's hot.

    I figured the story would say she's 15 or something and VV was in trouble for sexin' her. But nope she's just crazy :D
     
  15. MtP07

    MtP07 BigSoccer Supporter

    Jan 3, 2005
    Thought it was funny as hell.

    My favorite line was at the beginning when they were talking with the couple that was getting divorced "you were just a couple of kids who liked to fvck and were trying to make it honest"

    LMAO! :D
     
  16. amerifolklegend

    amerifolklegend New Member

    Jul 21, 1999
    Oakley, America
    "What were they like? Are they built for comfort or built for speed? What'd you do, didja do the motoboat? You did! You motorboatin' old sailor!"
     
  17. MLSNHTOWN

    MLSNHTOWN Member+

    Oct 27, 1999
    Houston, TX
    Respect.
     
  18. metroflip73

    metroflip73 Member

    Mar 3, 2000
    NYC
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    I laughed at this movie. Great time.

    Isla Fisher is hot, must be the red hair.
     
  19. DeftlyApt

    DeftlyApt New Member

    Jul 27, 2005
    i was drinking a soda while watching this movie and i laughed so hard that some of my drink came out of my nose
     
  20. Danners9

    Danners9 New Member

    Aug 7, 2003
    Drunken Clam, Quahog
    I was in NYC today and bought it off some chinese lady. Hope it works :D
     
  21. kcscsupporter

    kcscsupporter Member+

    Apr 17, 2002
    D17
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    yes. his response was great. i remember telling my brother that vv's transformation into loud-sarcastic-furious man from loud-sarcastic-playful man was well done. it really wasn't too much of a difference, but just subtle enough that it came off well.
    the two other best parts were when they were all sitting at the dinner table and gloria is rubbing his crotch while owen is doing his spiel, and the 'motorboat' line from vv. classic stuff there.
    however, i couldn't stand the ending. not so much that it ended with them getting the girls, but the way they did it. i also didn't really like the parts with will ferrell, and i'm a will ferrell fan.
     
  22. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    I went with my wife and mother-in-law and we all loved it. The plot was rather lazy and guys got the girls at the end, but with little fight or real revenge on the bad guys. That would have made the formula complete. Overall, quality laughs, even from Will at the end. I didn't think it was nasty enough to be am instant classic.

    One question:
    Since everyone is saying the "stick the tip in" line was so funny, is that because you have never used/heard it or have used that line? Snit, I know I have! It totally reminded me of being a teenager trying to get those girls that almost went all the way.
     
  23. MtP07

    MtP07 BigSoccer Supporter

    Jan 3, 2005
    Saw it for the second time. It was better b/c I heard things I missed the first time as I was laughing so much.
     
  24. Revolt

    Revolt Member+

    Jun 16, 1999
    Davis, CA
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    San Jose Earthquakes
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    United States
    Loved it. Instant Classic, IMO.

    By the way, what's better: Owen and Vaughn in Wedding Crashers, or Vaghn and The Rock in Stay Cool? I'm saying Wedding Crashers.
     
  25. MLSNHTOWN

    MLSNHTOWN Member+

    Oct 27, 1999
    Houston, TX
    Janice: I've got the perfect girl for you!
    Jeremy Klein: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
    Janice: Okay...
    Jeremy Klein: OK, can you, can you put that so he can't see it? Thank you. Hey, Janice... great talk.



    Jeremy Klein: [speaking to the priest] This girl's fit for a straight-jacket. I mean she's three ways ********ed to the weekend. But you know what, Father? I dig it!


    Jeremy Grey: I felt like Jodie Foster in The Accused last night



    John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me feel her hooters.
    Jeremy Klein: So, you gonna complain everytime some hot older broad makes you feel her up? Stop crying like a little girl.
    John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
    Jeremy Klein: Well why don't you try getting jacked off under the table? Then you'll have something to complain about. What they like? Were they nice? Are they real or fake? They built for comfort or for speed? What'd you do? You play the motorboat? You played the motorboat
    [makes motorboat noise]
    Jeremy Klein: You motorboatin' son of a bitch.
    John Beckwith: What's wrong with you?
    Jeremy Klein: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you?
    John Beckwith: [starts walking away] Nothin'. I'm going for a walk.
    Jeremy Klein: [sort of screaming to John] Well, have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up some blood.


    Chaz Reingold: Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.


    John Beckwith: Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They're all very prim and proper.
    Jeremy Klein: Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-********ed the ******** out of me.


    Gloria Cleary: Don't ever leave me.
    Jeremy Grey: Oh, I wont.
    Gloria Cleary: Cause I'd find you!


    so many good lines....
     

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