It's very nearly caucus time! The Des Moines Register has released their final poll. BREAKING: Final Bloomberg/DMR Iowa PollTrump 28% (+6)Cruz 23% (-2)Rubio 15% (+3)Carson 10% (-1)Paul 5% (-)Christie 3% (-)— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) January 30, 2016 BREAKING: Bloomberg/DMR Iowa PollClinton 45% (+3)Sanders 42% (+2)O'Malley 3% (-1)— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) January 30, 2016 -- For those unfamiliar with the unusual process on the Democratic side, read this (especially given those very low O'Malley numbers): How Geography Favors Hillary Clinton in Iowa by Alex Seitz-Wald, NBC News For those who'd like to know a little history, listen to this: Three Tickets Podcast The Des Moines Register -- ... remember ... Keep it nice. Keep it light. Vote Meadow Party! HAIL GRIMES! ... and ... BE MORE FUNNY!
I didn't say you have to agree with everything on the Meadow Party platform. Two spaces after a period is an abomination embraced only by atavistic grammar cultists. I just said you should vote Meadow Party.
In a Grimes! regime, there will be no question of spaces after periods, for there will be no sentences puncuated by periods! Everything will be exclaimed! Hail Grimes!
Whatever will Brummie's appointment be in the Regime if he's stripped of his quest to bring some semblance to sentence structure. HAIL GRIMES!
I'm thinking they'll line up in a 4-4-2 -------------------------------------GILMORE SANTORUM----------CHRISTIE----------HUCKABEE---------PAUL CARSON---------------BUSH----------------KASICH-------------RUBIO --------------------------CRUZ---------------TRUMP
Seems to me that this Cthulhu fella is trying to get in on the Grimes game. https://cthulhuforamerica.com/ But I prefer the original ... Hail Grimes!
Florina is manager ... thought that was obvious. No bench really ... thin team. One of the many weaknesses. Fattest center back pairing in history. The Cuban striker might not even be eligible since his work permit hasn't been approved . And the right midfielder thinks the ball is a sphere built to store grain. Should be a total shit show ...
You'd make a hell of an analyst. Eric Wynalda quality! If you wanted to build confidence and give them an easy tuneup match Liverpool would be a good choice.
Pffffft, that fat back line will get run over with that midfield. Neither Bush or Kasich fit the destroyer role. Plus I think Cruz was already capped by Canada.
Don't underestimate Bush. His older brother didn't appear to fit the destroyer role either, and he turned out to be a great one.
Rance Priebus is most def NOT an upgrade over Klinsman, whose over-reliance on Germericans was his undoing. I hate to say it, but this line-up -- plus Bobby Jindal, now out of the race -- just isn't ... American enough. I can't put my finger on why Cruz, Rubio, Carson, and Jindal are real Americans, but there's just ... something ... not right about them. Plus, at least Klinsman would get guys from soccer-loving countries, but these guys hail from places that don't even play soccer! Cuba? India? India!!! I'm afraid of what the International Soccer Community will think of this line-up.
After the revolution Bloom County detractors will be among the first against the wall. The Grimes Revolution or the Bernie Revolution, you ask? Whichever ...
There will be no lead in Flint's water because we will need all of the lead for all of the bullets to be used for those up against the wall.