Ok this boards gotten a bit gloomy lately and it would be good to get some fun injected back in. In boxing the so-called experts often create 'ultimate boxers' by taking the best trait of each boxer and amalgamating them all into one supreme being for example Ali's footspeed and jab, Fraziers Left Hook, Tysons uppercutting and bobbing, Lewis's Jab, Marciano's heart/stamina...you get the idea.. Anyways i think it's possible to do this with footballers as well. Just name your players position on the field and then take all the best things of all the people who play in his area of the field to create your warrior lol. Here's the catch.. to make it interesting you can only choose ONE attribute from any one player for example: Striker: Rauls Left Foot Van Nistlerooys Right Foot Ronaldo's dribbling Inzaghis poaching Henry's speed Cisse's long range shooting Shearer's volley Heskey's power Bierhoff's heading Del Piero's cunning Romarios's finishing Shevchenko's positioning LoL i hope you guys get the idea. i'll do two more. Defensive Midfielder: Davids speed Keanes stamina Viera's tackling Hamann's determination Maklele's accuracy Gilberto's intelligence Centre Back: Maldini's positioning Nesta's speed Campbell's power Blanc's precision tackling Chivu's passing Desailly's reading of the game Cannavaro's determination Thuram's coolness under pressure Tony Adam's ariel ability Ok have fun with this one when you do your own. it'll be interesting for you to test your knowledge of players and what you consider to be their strengths. By the way if i've missed any criterium for the positions i've mentioned above just add them on in your own composite player. K thanx for your time.. Enjoy
Agoos' Speed Cobi's Left Diego Serna's Right Mathis' Stomach Ruiz's Diving Regis' Tackling Mastroeni's Old Dreads Donovan's Gay sex appeal (sorry if his dad reads-lol) and that should be good enough.
Rivaldo's left RVN's right Bierhoff's heading Denilson's dribbling Beckham's cross Roger Carlos's tackle Davids' tackling Zidane's pass Koller's height Maurce Greene's speed Kobe's leap Beckham's marketibilty And Totti's girlfriend.....
lol can you imagine a guy of 6'8 dribbling like denilson and running as fast as Maurice Greene. rofl i'd pay to watch that forget Beckhams marketability lol that guy would be a market unto himself lol This guy sounds like a Terminator T 4-4-2 or something LoL Btw wat position is this guy suppos4ed to play?
Beckhams crossing ability Henry's Pace Ryan giggs weaving through any defence. Veron for his trickery and mastery of the football Paul schole's explosive shooting ability Rivaldo's left obviously Keano for his determination and toughness Zidane for all his skills Beckham's free kicks Ruud the Van's strength in the air Raul - World Class Biased, but who cares
Greatest Offensive Player Ever: Rivaldo's Left Beckham's Right Del Piero's Technique Zidane's Passing RVN's Finishing Henry's Pace Giggs' Dribbling Raul's Class Ronaldo's Unstoppability
The guys like Bambi on ice, he SHOULD have power from the size of him but he falls over at the slightest connection with an opponent.
Ok, here's my forward: Raul's slyness Ronaldo's dribbling Rhonaldinho's passing Fowler's finishing (90's) Scholes' shot Henry's pace Van Nistelrooy's positioning Klinsmann's work rate Rivaldo's left Del Piero's right Vieri's strength Solskjaer's attitude Baggio's vision Sheringham's intelligence Shearer's toughness Di Canio's unpredictability Kluivert's unselfishness Bergkamp's touch Cantona's creativity Van Basten's volley Here's my defensive midfielder: Ballack's body/strength Keane's determination Vieira's consistency Davids' work rate Hamman's intelligence Pirlo's ability to create Gerrard's shot Jeremies' toughness Ivan Helguera's tackling Seedorf's skill Here's my central defender: Tony Adam's organization of the defence Sol Campbell's aerial ability Blanc's reading of the game/positioning Desailly's ball-winning ability Thuram's athleticism Hierro's distribution out of the back Nesta's man-marking ability Maldini's coolness Lucio's ball control/skills Samuel's body/strength
Eyes of an Eagle Strength of a Bear Stamina of a Camel Tongue of a Serpent Speed of a Cheetah Ears of Bat Brain of Fox Heart of a Lion Agilty of a Chimp Morals of Bulgarian Whore. Igor, it's alive !
Hell, are we limited to current players? Puskas' shot Platini's passing Garrincha's ball control Rivelino's free kick Gento's speed Beckenbauer's understanding Cruyff's ability to control a match Stoichkov's determination di Stefano's ability at the free role Maldini's leadership
eusebio's shot best's dribbling cruyff's versatility maradona's pace zidane's vision beckhams crossing platini's passing pele's finishing
Ok here we go... world's worst Forward Wiltord's first touch Heskey's dribbling Owen's propensity for injury Stoichkov's temperament Rivaldo's right foot Forlan's finishing (as in with the keeper alone to beat) Roberto Carlos' height Strength of Saviola Ronaldinho's looks Aerial skills of Henry Zidane's bald spot Beckham's left foot Bergkamp's stamina Pires' balance Scholes' tackling Rio's memmory for important tests Shearer's pace Ronaldo's gut And finally, Freddy Adu's inability to drive, drink or order pornographic material.