The U.S. Immigration Catch-All Thread [R]

Caaaaannnnn you smeeeeeellllllll....the Supreme Court....oking it?

 

I could smoke some rock right now.

 

I can see both sides…the Supremes are pro Trump second.

Before that, they’re pro Epstein Class. If the Epstein Class weighs in that this policy is hurting stonks, the Supremes will rule against Mullin.

That’s how I “predict” Supreme Court decisions and that never lets me down.

 

Since that is obviously using the federal government to target blue states for punishment, it opens the door for blue states to stop funding the federal government in response, no?

I don't think these morons ever consider even the most immediate implications of their stupid MAGA policies.

 

And stop funding red states as well.

 

https://www.democracydocket.com/new...ate-voter-data-to-dhs-then-admitted-it-would/

I don’t have much to add that the article title doesn’t say. Impressed that they got the DOJ to fess up.

 

Also, I can't even imagine the chaos at airports that have to implement that policy. And let's say they do somehow manage to deny entry to international travelers without crashing the whole thing, then what? Is the US going to detain all foreigners at these airports? Move them to ICE detention centers? Have planes ready and available to send them all back as they land?

Again, these idiots have nothing beyond their initial hare-brained proposals to get MAGAs all frothy at the mouth.

 

Completely aside from MAGA’s ideology, there is the issue of its methods. MAGA politicians excel at massaging the dopamine receptors of their followers. It’s almost always a MAGAn’s goal.

Policy is barely relevant.

Remember Madison Cawthorn? One thing he did was only hire comms people to lead his DC and regional offices. He didn’t care about policy. In that way, he’s a pure distillation of the MAGA/politics-as-pro-wrestling type.

 

Havent heard much about the Minnesota ICE murderers with all the wars and chaos. But I found this. With Blanche coming in the odds of the state getting any evidence seems even less likely.

Minnesota sues to obtain evidence in shootings by federal officers during ICE surge
Nation Mar 24, 2026 5:12 PM EDT

WASHINGTON (AP) — Minnesota officials sued the Trump administration on Tuesday for access to evidence they say they need to independently investigate three shootings by federal officers, including the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti.

The lawsuit claims that the federal government reneged on its promise to cooperate with state investigations after the surge of federal law enforcement in Minneapolis, and are seeking a court order demanding that the Trump administration comply.

"We are prepared to fight for transparency and accountability that the federal government is desperate to avoid," Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty told reporters.

The lawsuit marks an escalation in the clash between Minnesota leaders and the Trump administration over the investigations into the high-profile shootings by federal officers that sparked public outcry and protests. The Trump administration has suggested that Minnesota officials don't have jurisdiction to investigate, but state officials insist they need to conduct their own probes because they don't trust the federal government to investigate itself.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation...hootings-by-federal-officers-during-ice-surge

 

Did we know the attorney general can just fire immigration judges? Because 2 of them that rules in favor of Palestinians just got fired.

This has a gift link to the article

https://balloon-juice.com/2026/04/1...d-to-change-as-soon-as-we-get-the-reins-back/

 

Well...yeah. They aren't really judges, just executive managers so to speak.

 

Who is the attorney general?

 

Nobody now. It was Pam Bondi but she got fired. Todd Blanche is acting AG I think l

 

What do we do with Stephen Miller when this shitshow's over? Right answers only.

 

Have him tour all the facilities as a guest.

 

Where do people get this idea that states collect federal tax money and then write a check to the government? Like explain a plausible mechanism whereby a blue state can stop “funding” the federal government?

 

I think her comment at the beginning sums it up.

 

Make him French.