The Truth about Team Germany (r)

Discussion in 'Women's Rivalry Forum' started by jocasta, Dec 20, 2008.

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  1. jocasta

    jocasta Member+

    Oct 11, 2003
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    Will their performance in the Algarve be as shockingly bad as it has been in the past? Will they crash out of the European Championship after group play? Will they find an excuse to sack Neid before 2011?

    The Truth about Team Germany is frankly unknown at the moment—they're a team in a painful transitional phase. But the facts will come out, in dribs and drabs, over the next few months, and this is the place to corral them.
     
  2. kickinthehead

    kickinthehead Member

    Mar 17, 2006
    Dammit, Jocasta! I read a gazillion pages on the Germany, Germany, Germany thread and wondered why the "quote" button had disappeared before I realized that you EVIL WENCH had CLOSED it (just to spite me, I'm sure!). I'm still here, possums, heading off to Germany in a few days.

    And, yes, Germany will SUCK monkey dick hard in the Algarve Cup. It's our tradition, don't you know?

    The FC Bayern is FIRST in the Bundesliga. First. FIRST. FIRST.

    BITE US Frankfurt, Potsdam, Duisburg!!! You SUCK!!!
     
  3. Bonnie Lass

    Bonnie Lass Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 20, 2000
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    Club:
    Olympique Lyonnais
    Nat'l Team:
    Norway
    Welcome back!

    (And I assume you're calling me the evil wench for closing it?)

    :D :p
     
  4. kickinthehead

    kickinthehead Member

    Mar 17, 2006

    RED!! Of course!! How could I have missed your signature spite and evilosity?? It takes a truly sick mind like yours. The sick mind of someone who would like someone like Mittag. The horror. The horror!
     
  5. Bonnie Lass

    Bonnie Lass Moderator
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    Oct 20, 2000
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    Olympique Lyonnais
    Nat'l Team:
    Norway
    You know it!

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  6. kickinthehead

    kickinthehead Member

    Mar 17, 2006

    That's a face for radio!
     
  7. Smulan

    Smulan Member

    Apr 3, 2008
    Coupled with a voice for mime.
     
  8. Micol

    Micol Member+

    Sep 16, 2008
    Nice to see you kickinthehead! I was beginning to be afraid the board couldn't handle more than one German at a time...


    But, jocasta, what were you thinking when you named this thread "Truth"? :confused: Since when does anyone care whether our gossip and speculations are true? No one will be allowed to post here anymore. :(

    Well, except for me, of course, because I post only the truth and nothing but...
     
  9. kickinthehead

    kickinthehead Member

    Mar 17, 2006
    Smules, you're too funny! I want Mittag to be gone by 2011. I .... know people. People in low places. People who do stuff for very little money.
     
  10. kickinthehead

    kickinthehead Member

    Mar 17, 2006
    Thanks, Mics! If the "one German at a time" rule were true, I would have run you outta Big Soccer Town by now. With my usual tactics of libel, vile and disgusting emails (just ask Smulie), constant ridicule (with an increasing tenor of bile), and the psychological terror tactics Mussolini & the Spanish Inquisition have used so successfully.

    Good times.
     
  11. jocasta

    jocasta Member+

    Oct 11, 2003
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    Couldn't handle one more Germany supporter? I now see a grand total of four of you. Maybe even fewer than that, because I'm not sure how CaliDeutsch counts. Hardly enough to scare me off. Come out, come out, whoever you are. I'm the lone voice of reason so far, but that's okay.

    See, the thread is called "The Truth" because that is exactly what I intend to let the world know: The TRUTH. I'm like the little kid in the horror movie who is the only one who can see the monsters for what they are, although no one will believe them until it's too late. I look at Team Germany and I see a team of hideous, decaying corpses, who must feed on the brains and talents of others to survive. I have been silent for too long, and it's time for the world knew the TRUTH.

    Some of you may actually be Germans, and therefore you are more to be pitied than blamed for your unfortunate choices regarding team support. But some of you are not German, and your reasons for not being able to see each and every member of Team Germany for the drooling abominations that they are less explicable. I suspect that your ids are blinding you. I am of course immune to such base influences, and as the only one around here who can see and handle the TRUTH, my duty is all the more clear. I may have to hurt you to help you but you will all thank me in the long run.
     
  12. kickinthehead

    kickinthehead Member

    Mar 17, 2006
    Oh, really? I picture you more as the naif who walks INTO THE ATTIC on a stormy rainy night all by her lonesome self to investigate a "noise", dressed in only panties and a tank top (bra less, of course), only to get slaughtered (in slow, agonizing close-up) and left dead with bulging eyes between some little dolls in frilly dresses in the noble colors of white and black with red, gold and black trims ....
     
  13. arctica

    arctica New Member

    Dec 21, 2008
    The truth?
    You can’t handle the truth! :D
    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hGvQtumNAY[/ame]
     
  14. Smulan

    Smulan Member

    Apr 3, 2008
    You really should stay off the absinthe, you know.
     
  15. jocasta

    jocasta Member+

    Oct 11, 2003
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    kickinthehead: sickening BP enthusiast.
    redcard: unrepentant AM and FB enthusiast.
    Micol: slavish NA enthusiast.
    Smulan: fanatical... err... who's your horse, again? Thought it was Hingst but there have been some mixed messages there.

    The important thing is you cheered for Germany over Sweden last summer, all y'all. I got my ducks in a row.
     
  16. Smulan

    Smulan Member

    Apr 3, 2008
    Wimbersky, Rech, Baunach... Many have come up in conversation. Isn't that what this site is for? Witty banter if you can pull it off, obsessive ranting if you can't? And I've seen you utter fond words about Maren Meinert, so you might be interested to know that she's German. I sympathise, it must come as a real shock to you :(.

    Plus if I recall rightly, I sat on the fence for Germany/Sweden and tried to encourage people to join me.

    https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15414189&postcount=195
     
  17. jocasta

    jocasta Member+

    Oct 11, 2003
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    Uh... no, I don't think you have. Seriously. I don't remember that at all.
     
  18. Smulan

    Smulan Member

    Apr 3, 2008
    How sad that your "Pinky" comment got whipped out before I could quote it. Obviously you are in agreement with the general gist of my intended reply: Some things are called "the Unmentionables" for a reason.
     
  19. kickinthehead

    kickinthehead Member

    Mar 17, 2006
    Guilty as charged! She looks particularly sexy here ... *humming enthusiastically*

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  20. jocasta

    jocasta Member+

    Oct 11, 2003
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    You know, I had thought "DIF-BIF 6-0, what a drubbing. Painful as the capital was, I owe Smulan some interest on that one. I'll just play along 'til the end of the year."

    But "the Unmentionables?" Harsh!

    Cynics. I'm surrounded by unromantic cynics, who can't understand Platonic ideals of love.

    In case that's too cryptic, I'll come right out and say Conny Pohlers is of course exempt from all my previous comments.
     
  21. Smulan

    Smulan Member

    Apr 3, 2008
    Ah, kick, where have you been? I've missed your particular brand of comedy! :D
     
  22. kickinthehead

    kickinthehead Member

    Mar 17, 2006
    I found a nice Angerer photo, too. It almost looks like she's trying to strangle her. She really IS the "By Any Means Necessary" kind of goalie.

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  23. Bonnie Lass

    Bonnie Lass Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 20, 2000
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    Club:
    Olympique Lyonnais
    Nat'l Team:
    Norway
    Baby, you may know those kinds of people, but I AM those kind of people. And I have way too much time on my hands.

    Just so you know.

    So back off Mittag, bitch!
     
  24. Bonnie Lass

    Bonnie Lass Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 20, 2000
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    Club:
    Olympique Lyonnais
    Nat'l Team:
    Norway
    Let's not forget SF and RL.
     
  25. Bonnie Lass

    Bonnie Lass Moderator
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    Oct 20, 2000
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    Club:
    Olympique Lyonnais
    Nat'l Team:
    Norway
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