The State of the Union Thread (R)

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by GringoTex, Jan 28, 2003.

  1. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    I'm stoked.
     
  2. YanksFC

    YanksFC Member

    Feb 3, 2000
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    What's the line on whether he says "noo-cyoo-lur"?
     
  3. TheWakeUpBomb

    TheWakeUpBomb Member

    Mar 2, 2000
    New York, NY
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Anyone know of any good State of the Union drinking games? You know, drink every time there is a standing ovation, down the bottle if it's a partisan ovation - that kind of thing.
     
  4. Dolemite

    Dolemite Member+

    Apr 2, 2001
    East Bay, Ca
    i can't wait till we go and play with our toys in the sand again!!!!!
     
  5. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    Re: Re: The State of the Union Thread (R)

    You down one after each time Bush says "Weapons of Mass Destruction."

    I'll down one every time there's a cut-away to Hillary looking like a pickled bitch.
     
  6. Father Ted

    Father Ted BigSoccer Supporter

    Manchester United, Galway United, New York Red Bulls
    Nov 2, 2001
    Connecticut
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Ireland Republic
    Re: Re: The State of the Union Thread (R)

    How about you stand up and turn around every time he says "Evil"?
     
  7. Andy_B

    Andy_B Member+

    Feb 2, 1999
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Are there any words you would like us to put on your gravestone?

    Andy
     
  8. MLSNHTOWN

    MLSNHTOWN Member+

    Oct 27, 1999
    Houston, TX
    If he has some damning intelligence, now is the night to bring it forth.
     
  9. Mel Brennan

    Mel Brennan AN INTERVIDUAL

    Apr 8, 2002
    Club:
    Paris Saint Germain FC
    How bout every time he says "regime change," I tell him to play a nice game of "Hide and Go Fuck Yourself."

    This President has said nothing yet, in his entire presidency, that is worth remembering a decade from now.

    He is, however, consistent, and will remain so in this regard...

    I have more respect for D'Souza.
     
  10. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We had a game last year.

    Drink when he invents a new word.
    Drink for "evil doers"
    Drink when he mentions the military and its sacrifices.
    Drink when the camera shows the empty chair.
    Drink when Ted Kennedy drinks ;)
     
  11. Cannon

    Cannon Member

    Arsenal
    United States
    Sep 2, 2001
    Washington, DC metro
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I respectfully disagree. What about when he used the word "crusade" while trying to convince Muslims not to view this as a war on Islam? I'll remember that moment for the rest of my life.
     
  12. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    I think everyone should have to chug a whole beer if he says one of his words that made the "forbidden words list".
     
  13. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    I'll drink to that, make no mistake.
     
  14. -cman-

    -cman- New Member

    Apr 2, 2001
    Clinton, Iowa
    Three words, "Axis of Evil."

    You didn't say how they will be remembered. ;)
     
  15. obie

    obie New Member

    Nov 18, 1998
    NY, NY
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There will be an attempt to develop a new Saddam-related catch phrase tonight in the way that "Axis Of Evil" was in late '01 - '02. My guess is that it's some variant on the word "terror", like "Tyranny of Terror" or some other pablum.

    Will Bush handlers put up a big cloth behind him that tells the world what's the speech about? You know, like this:

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  16. cossack

    cossack Member

    Loons
    United States
    Mar 5, 2001
    Minneapolis
    Club:
    Minnesota United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I wonder how many jobs he's going to grow. I'll check back after the Q3.
     
  17. DoctorJones24

    DoctorJones24 Member

    Aug 26, 1999
    OH
    How much of this thing do you guys think you'll be able to get through? I'm guessing my over/under is somewhere around 12 minutes.

    Maybe the drinking game should be that as soon as you can't take it anymore, you down a full one and let us know on here that you're "OUT." The person who holds out the longest is the winner.
     
  18. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    I'm out at minute zero.

    I have zero respect for this idiot, so I see no reason to watch him on tv.
     
  19. TheWakeUpBomb

    TheWakeUpBomb Member

    Mar 2, 2000
    New York, NY
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    You can just hear this being said by a fanatic right-winger during the Clinton Administration. You're in good company.
     
  20. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    Oh, ok, I'll probably watch it up until the point I start screaming at the tv. Then I'll turn something else on.
     
  21. obie

    obie New Member

    Nov 18, 1998
    NY, NY
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    NBC is reporting that Bush's case against Saddam tonight will be of the "what if" variety -- that is, if Saddam got some big weapons, he might give them to terrorists or use them against us himself. Hence, we should attack him first.

    If true, this is getting way too close to Randy Newman's "Political Science".
     
  22. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    Three minutes in, and here we are, tax cuts.

    Perfect.
     
  23. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    I can feel it in my paycheck already!
     
  24. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    Yeah, now we're talking about creating a cap for medical lawsuits. And how we're going to screw people on Medicare, er I mean, strengthen Medicare.
     
  25. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    Medical liability reform and all the freaking lawyers stand and cheer! This must be on TV!
     

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