The Refried Presidency: Trump Hateful Machine/Fossil Fuel Boogaloo or Whatever Continuation

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  1. ToMhIlL

    ToMhIlL Member+

    Feb 18, 1999
    Boxborough, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Perhaps the only silver lining to all this is that it might make it easier for US fans to buy tickets for the World Cup if traveling fans from other countries are wary of winding up in a Salvadoran prison.

    In 1994, ticket prices were reasonable (IIRC Cat 2 was $45 for group games and maybe $50-$65 for later rounds). Given the cost of tickets in general for concerts or sporting events, I assume they will be in the stratosphere.
     
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  2. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    What did tailors ever do to Republicans? It's not just Trump who is allergic to them.
     
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  3. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Off the rack from Kohl's I assume
     
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  4. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Welp. The Qatari megajet has been accepted.

    I'm sure the next step will be to take a few years to cover it in tacky fake gold and scrub it for listening devices while Donald "Veruca Salt" Trump angrily posts, in all-caps, of course, "I WANT IT NOW!!!"

    Ya know, he *did* say we'd never again need to vote.
     
  5. Pittsburgh Ref

    Pittsburgh Ref Member+

    Oct 7, 2014
    da 'Burgh
    Later in life, Veruca Salt and Mike Teevee dated, married, and had one child: Donald Trump
     
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  6. Germerica

    Germerica Member+

    May 2, 2012
    SoCal burbs
    Club:
    Los Angeles
    The US Air Force (USAF) will now focus on rapidly upgrading the plane to meet the requirements for presidential transport...

    1925250684535939487 is not a valid tweet id
     
  7. Mike03

    Mike03 Member

    Jun 7, 2006
    Seattle
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Sounders front office offered season ticket holders an advanced sale to get first crack at preferred seating. I declined since the prices were outrageous. Now the people who took that offer are pissed as the value of their tickets has plummeted.
     
  8. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    Everything Trump touches, dies.
     
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  9. Germerica

    Germerica Member+

    May 2, 2012
    SoCal burbs
    Club:
    Los Angeles
    Ah, the neckbeards are angry.
     
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  10. Yoshou

    Yoshou Fan of the CCL Champ

    May 12, 2009
    Seattle
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    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Anyone that bought the tickets through the team can get a full refund. From what I understand, the team contacted them via email with instructions on how to do it.
     
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  11. Pittsburgh Ref

    Pittsburgh Ref Member+

    Oct 7, 2014
    da 'Burgh
    First rule of Trumponomics:

    Short everything
     
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  12. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    #662 Auriaprottu, May 21, 2025
    Last edited: May 21, 2025
    Bands won't play there? I always kinda thought that was the sort of atmosphere they were seeking. Just leave the decent equipment at home and bring that shitty Teisco Del Rey with the Formica t- oh, you mean Big Bands.

    EDIT: Song told me. Sorry!
     
  13. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    He was referring to this.

     
  14. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Oops. Thanks!
     
  15. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Amazing line.

    Mine.gif
    And I'm totally using this from now on. It's perfect.
     
  16. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Holy shit, this just dawned on me -- the reason why Trump dyes himself orange is a tribute to the Oompa Loompas who nursed his parents back to health inside the factory. Wow. It all makes sense.
     
  17. Sounders78

    Sounders78 Member+

    Apr 20, 2009
    France
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    France

    Last month in Ireland (maybe it was Portugal?) I saw a tourism advertisement for New Jersey. I couldn't help but laugh.
     
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  18. Pittsburgh Ref

    Pittsburgh Ref Member+

    Oct 7, 2014
    da 'Burgh
    Which exit?
     
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  19. :ROFLMAO:
    Took me a while, but now I get it:D
     
  20. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    So did anybody else who's ever been forced to drive through that shithole state.
     
  21. What's so bad about it?
     
  22. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    We're just like Monaco. Beaches, casinos and you can have your own Grand Prix on the Turnpike any time you'd like.
     
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  23. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Ahem!

    Screenshot_20250521_183741_Chrome.jpg
     
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  24. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    You from Buffalo bruh?
     
  25. Pittsburgh Ref

    Pittsburgh Ref Member+

    Oct 7, 2014
    da 'Burgh
    #675 Pittsburgh Ref, May 21, 2025
    Last edited: May 21, 2025
    There's a big brother/little brother thing with NY and NJ, which is putting it mildly. And since NY has the population and the cultural currency, the whole country kind of adopts it.

    Others will I'm sure be able to add seasoning to this characterization.
     
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