The REAL reason Donovan & Mathis aren't in Europe

Discussion in 'The Beautiful Game' started by SoccerScout, Mar 5, 2003.

  1. SoccerScout

    SoccerScout Member

    Jan 3, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Club:
    Internacional Porto Alegre
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    I knew these photos would cost them!

    Sorry couldnt resist the "Soccer Girl" thread reminded me of this dark event in US Mens soccer, luckily success at the WC made us all forget these images.
     
  2. astabooty

    astabooty Member

    Nov 16, 2002
    China
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    or maybe because they suck?
     
  3. BadReligion

    BadReligion New Member

    Dec 26, 2002
    Washington, DC
    God, that's sick. It looks like Mathis is really enjoying himself, though.
     
  4. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Donovan seems to be letting it dribble down his chin...uh, the water I mean.
     
  5. GreenDay

    GreenDay New Member

    Sep 15, 2001
    Estonia
    What's the story with those pictures?
     
  6. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    Just before the World Cup, the Portugese federation kidnapped several members of the USMNT and transported them to an undisclosed location. There, they were forced to wear pieces from the fall collection of the critically maligned and commercially disastrous Luis Figo label and forced at gun point to be photographed in quasi-homoerotic poses.

    After the session, they were released on one condition - the US would ensure a Portugese victory in the first group match at the WC and the incriminating photos and negatives would be turned over to USSF. If the US did not lose to Portugal, the pictures would be published for all the world to see.

    But all did not go as planned, as a member of the Portugese federation leaked the photos to the New York Times. Figuring that no one would actually read news about soccer players, NYT decided to publish the photos in the Sunday New York Times Magazine as a fashion spread.
    The photos caused an uproar, and it is said that the apparent association between soccer and homosexuality set the cause of gay rights back 20 years. In fact, the following morning, 2,000 formerly gay New Yorkers turned in their Gay Cards and portable Gay-dars, and both Advocate and Out magazines lost half their subscribers.
    The gay community may never recover from this.

    The End.


    PS: You might be wondering about what happened to the players that posed for these photos. Well, the USMNT, though humiliated, relieved of the burden of the blackmail attempt, got back at their Portugese captors by winning the match 3-2.










    Some parts of the above story may not be true.
     
  7. SankaCofie

    SankaCofie Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    Skorgolia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Ecuador
    Re: Re: The REAL reason Donovan & Mathis aren't in Europe

    oh no... its all true.
     
  8. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast

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