The real blame for our poor season and why we will be the Metroscum Saturday

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by Richth76, Sep 13, 2002.

  1. Richth76

    Richth76 New Member

    Jul 22, 1999
    Washington, D.C.
    Okay,

    On April 20, right after we beat the wiz. My fiance, ho I had dated for 4 1/2 years bolted on me. No biggie right? Well in that period I have seen DC United win two matches. LA at home (I was told she was with relatives in LA at the time). And this away match at the scum (She moved to New York on Monday). During the match she even had the nerve to call my cell and talk smack about DC compared to NY.

    I believe we have enough information for the grand jury your honor!

    This was a topic that came up at the bar last night and I thought I would share it with you guys because I thank it's rather funny.

    Rich
     
  2. Z010 Union

    Z010 Union Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Two points;
    One - I think it's funny that you used fiancee and ho in the same sentence.
    Two - buy her a ticket to Dallas for next Thursday
     
  3. Richth76

    Richth76 New Member

    Jul 22, 1999
    Washington, D.C.
    Let's start a collection
     
  4. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    Sounds to me like you lucked out dude. You imagine waking up ten years from now and having to hear NY smack? God works in mysterious ways....:)
     
  5. Hezbolt

    Hezbolt New Member

    Jun 4, 2001
    La Norte
    My wife used to support the scum, however she has learned of the errors of her ways and now hates the scum, especially after Big Baby's, I mean Little Momma, I mean Big Momma's acting job and the rednecks thuggery
     
  6. Th4119

    Th4119 Member+

    Jul 26, 2001
    Annandale, VA
    Damn, what a bitch. After the game tonight, if we win (if only said so as not to jinx anything...), how about you post her # here so we can all hit her up with some DC smack.
     

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