Post-match: The Post Presidency :: Trump Faces The Music Thread

Like the DOJ might wanna look into this

“I've been in this business 40 years. I've never seen something like this." pic.twitter.com/qiQmZLbGkr https://t.co/wYzHgWQICe

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) February 29, 2024

 

Sorry, I neglected to post this highly relevant clip.

 

Yeah, you said it, Sounders. . .

 

I think the comedian Steve Martin said it best: "What's the deal with all these foreigners? I mean, they got a different word for everything!"

 

Still not sure where Our Heroes will come down at the inevitable second Trump coup attempt

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— Jeanne Brennan💙✨️💛 (@jeanneenabottle) March 1, 2024

 

He’s a political appointee of Governor Abbott’s. He is NOT active duty. The rules about active duty appearing in uniform at political events does not apply.

Clarification from @MarkHertling: pic.twitter.com/vEO3K7dn2A

— Jeanne Brennan💙✨️💛 (@jeanneenabottle) March 1, 2024

 

Bzzzzzap. Dumpy's Adderall brain misfiring

😳😳😳 https://t.co/Xcoqbn9DJG

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) March 2, 2024

Trump short circuits again LOL pic.twitter.com/OqfJpZR2i8

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 2, 2024

 

What, you don't think Saudi Arabia and Russia will rebitudah? You should pay closer attention...

 

Shame that there will be a whole generation that will only know Steve Martin for Murders in the Building and not his stand up. Same for Murphy.

 

Is anyone here in New York? Hope you're all doing ok with the truckers boycotting you.

 

These stories always warm my Trumper-hating heart

How would it work? According to NBC News, those who got duped believe Trump, when he is re-elected, will institute a new monetary system that will make Trump Bucks valuable:

In AI-generated videos on social media and in chat groups, celebrities and politicians, including Trump, appear to endorse the scam. In one, Trump appears to announce the launch of the Trump Rebate Banking system on Fox News.

“Let’s make America wealthy again,” the artificially generated voice of Trump says.

To prove to her mother-in-law that she had been swindled, a Florida woman said she drove her to a nearby bank and urged her to try to redeem the Trump Bucks in her possession.

“We thought she got it, she even admitted she got scammed,” the woman said. “But then giant boxes arrived at the house full of Trump checks and other stuff that she bought for $500 and that would supposedly be worth $6 million one day. We tell her she’s getting scammed and she says, ‘Just wait, Trump will make all the patriots rich.’”

https://www.nj.com/news/2024/03/beware-trump-supporters-getting-conned-with-worthless-currency.html

 

Robert Kraft at most...

 

Trumpleton after getting scammed by some dude selling fake Trump IOUs: “I wonder if the Little Father knows of these scams being carried out against the people in his name”.

Trump: “Make sure you don’t miss out on these gold boots for only $400”.

 

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These folks all had security clearances.

Remember that. https://t.co/ouxjC3v9hR

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) March 4, 2024

 

I mean that's a good point by the staffer. The fate of the country and at times, the world, rested on the orange moron's shoulders

 

Mar-a-Lago this weekend… pic.twitter.com/UF5si8GnVy

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) March 4, 2024

 

There is nothing that is disqualifying anymore. Ivanka could come out with pictures and an interview talking about how Trump started molesting her when she was 14 and it wouldn't change a thing -- except maybe she'd be canceled from the MAGAverse.

 

If you're buying gold in case of the apocalypse, suggest you invest in toilet paper and shampoo. It'll be worth more

 

Hit me up if you need some more

 

Another option is Series I Bonds, aka IBonds. 10K per year limit, 20K for a couple. Simpler than TIPS which have weird taxation if not held in an IRA / 401K.