The Osbournes

Discussion in 'Movies, TV and Music' started by Kryptonite, Dec 18, 2002.

  1. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    Did anyone see it last night? Best part of the whole show was when Ozzy was talking to Sharon about the "bread channel".

    not a direct quote, but something like this:

    "I've given up with the TV.. i've completely given up. I can't get rid of the ************ing bread channel. It's like these two old women and they're baking ************ing bread.. I can't get rid of it, i mean, it's like on every ************ing channel."

    "it's like the bite..the bed..the bake your own bread channel.."


    Another quotable was from the first season.. he was on tour:

    "Bubbles, i don't need no ************ing bubbles.. i'm ozzy, the prince of ************ing evil.. i don't need no ************ing bubbles"
     
  2. SportBoy321

    SportBoy321 New Member

    Jul 6, 2002
    New England
    Yeah I saw the latest one today Kelly's boyfriend was totally trying to avoid meeting Ozzy and Sharon. He said he was shy or something.
     
  3. nicodemus

    nicodemus Member+

    Sep 3, 2001
    Cidade Mágica
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    PAOK Saloniki
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    United States
    nothing like watching ozzy vacuum
     
  4. Metros Striker10

    Metros Striker10 New Member

    Jul 7, 2001
    Planet Earth
    Sharon!!!! The ****** cat****** **** on the ****** floor!!!!!
     
  5. nicodemus

    nicodemus Member+

    Sep 3, 2001
    Cidade Mágica
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    PAOK Saloniki
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    United States
    exactly.

    That's why i had to stop watching the show. it's worse than a rap video with the blanking out of the sound. It's funny, but too distracting to watch. They have to be hamming it up for the camera. There's no way any humans actually swear that much in their day to day existence.
     
  6. metrocorazon

    metrocorazon Member

    May 14, 2000
    I ************ing do.
     
  7. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    they should do an HBO special with uncensored stuff.

    and after I turn on the closed-captioning (just sometimes), it's fine. after a while, ozzy gets hard to understand.
     
  8. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
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    and the ************ing kids... SHARON!!!!

    or also in that show last night jack and kelly were goofing around.

    I swear, this will end in ************ing tears, if you don't ************ing stop. ************ing stop this.

    Stop. Now.
     
  9. Papa Bouba Diop

    Papa Bouba Diop New Member

    Oct 2, 2002
    McGill ghetto
    Theres a french channel in Montreal, music plus (like MTV and Much) which shows it uncensored with french sub-titles, its great.
     
  10. Daniel from Montréal

    Aug 4, 2000
    Montréal
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    Montreal Impact
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    Canada
    Hehe, even simpler: CTV a network available in ALL OF CANADA plays it on a weekday at 10pm, uncensored! I think it's Tuesday.
     
  11. slipknotter

    slipknotter New Member

    May 31, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Mmmm...uncensored television...
     
  12. Papa Bouba Diop

    Papa Bouba Diop New Member

    Oct 2, 2002
    McGill ghetto
    I did not know that Danny, seems to me, us Canucks are getting less prudish regarding television lately.
     
  13. Pigs

    Pigs Member

    Everton FC
    England
    Mar 31, 2001
    Everywhere and nowhere
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    England
    Its also uncensored across Europe. But not in the self proclaimed "land of the free".
     
  14. SABuffalo786

    SABuffalo786 New Member

    May 18, 2002
    Buffalo, New York
    :rolleyes:

    I feel so oppressed. Might as well just emigrate to Britain. Life without hearing Ozzy swear cleary isn't worth living.

    :rolleyes:
     
  15. SABuffalo786

    SABuffalo786 New Member

    May 18, 2002
    Buffalo, New York
    Really? /Johnny Carson/ I did not know that /Johnny Carson/
     
  16. Pigs

    Pigs Member

    Everton FC
    England
    Mar 31, 2001
    Everywhere and nowhere
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    England
    Hey relax,

    didn't mean to upset you.
     
  17. fiddlestick

    fiddlestick New Member

    Jul 17, 2001
    The 4 8 0
    For some reason when he was repeatedly screaming at the ocean to f off, I couldn't stop laughing.
     
  18. nicodemus

    nicodemus Member+

    Sep 3, 2001
    Cidade Mágica
    Club:
    PAOK Saloniki
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    United States
    it was going to put out the fire he just built.
     
  19. fiddlestick

    fiddlestick New Member

    Jul 17, 2001
    The 4 8 0
    Oh, it makes perfect sense now! :D
     
  20. Ceebs

    Ceebs New Member

    Aug 6, 2002
    I'm still cracking up at "McRib is back!"

    I wish I found joy in such simple pleasures like Jack does.
     
  21. fiddlestick

    fiddlestick New Member

    Jul 17, 2001
    The 4 8 0
    Another classic.
     
  22. metrocorazon

    metrocorazon Member

    May 14, 2000
    HA! YES! Thats was a great one!

    "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! McRIB IS BACK!"
     
  23. SABuffalo786

    SABuffalo786 New Member

    May 18, 2002
    Buffalo, New York
    Notice the smilies who are rolling their eyes.
     

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