The Official Javier "Chofis" Lopez Thread

Hate to say I told ya so...

 

It's an underwhelming highlight real they posted: https://www.sjearthquakes.com/post/...quakes-newest-midfielder-javier-eduardo-lopez

On the plus side, it looks like he scores against Seattle @ around 0:45.

 

Dude does not look remotely like someone who plays professional sports.

We. Are. So. Fcucked.

But I'm going to enjoy this season. When we lose I will just enjoy laughing and ridiculing all the Almeyda apologists/anti-Vako haters in here. When we win, I'll eat crow, but I'll be happy because we winning

So, it's going to be a win-win season no matter what for me. I'm READY!!!!!

 

It doesn't mention that he is a DP. Probably a TAM player?

 

Who cares if he's a TAM or a DP. Having just one DP-caliber player ain't gonna get us anywhere in this league. It doesn't make any difference.

 

So uh, that's good... "not a sexual abuser" is the lowest of bars though.

Per a club spokesperson, Chofis was cleared of any wrongdoing in an investigation into the sexual abuse crimes of which his former teammate Dieter Villalpando was accused last year.

— Alex Morgan (@quakes_talk) January 21, 2021

In the club's announcement, Fioranelli was also quoted as saying "we thoroughly evaluated this transfer over the past few months and appreciate Chivas’ effort transparency throughout the process.”

— Alex Morgan (@quakes_talk) January 21, 2021

 

This reporter’s post implies SJ is picking up all of Chofis’s salary while on loan.

According to our sources (the FM database), that could be ~$600k/yr.

That is below the latest DP threshold, and means no TAM is usable/was used, which matches the press release. #Quakes74 https://t.co/x5rQmYWisg

— Quakes Epicenter (@QuakesEpicenter) January 21, 2021

 

He looks like Kim Jung Un in a Quakes kit. He needs to drop a fvcking ton in the next month. I am very concerned...

 

Well, he better be put into a three-month strict fitness regiment so that he can lose that belly and double chin of his and start looking like a "professional athlete" and not a Major League Eating "athlete"

 

So is this one of our alleged off season signings?

if so.....ugh. As much as I want the season to start, not feeling very optimistic right now.

 

Yeah, bowling.

 

Oh man, that actually elicited an audible laugh from me - a rarity! Usually it's more of a "laugh inside".

 

We signed the Pillsbury Doughboy .

 

This will be our marquee signing this season. Mark my words...

 

Even though I've been preparing fo the worst, I think we'll have another signing of this magnitude, or hopefully better. I'd say another TAMish signing, and a DP. That would be my guess.

 

Man, I hope so!