The Official Danny Hoesen thread

Discussion in 'San Jose Earthquakes' started by Goodsport, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    omg that's so gross i am not even going to Quote it.
    I mean, we have our standards here on BS! :eek::eek::eek:
     
  2. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Just paraphrasing a traditional soccer ditty: "You're [a solid] stool sample, and you know you are!" :)
     
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  3. tectonicnight

    tectonicnight Member

    Mar 28, 2007
    San Francisco
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bristol City supporters?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale
     
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  4. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Learn something new every day. :)
     
  5. jetdog9

    jetdog9 Member+

    Nov 14, 2007
    Bay Area, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Anybody see any word on his status? I heard they were trying to make some adjustments that would allow him to be on the roster even if the green card fell through but who know for sure what will happen...
     
  6. Scott Rohde

    Scott Rohde Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Jul 28, 2018
     
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  7. due time

    due time Member+

    Mar 1, 1999
    Santa Clara
    Who do they think we are, LAG?
     
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  8. Goodsport

    Goodsport Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 18, 1999
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  9. Earthshaker

    Earthshaker BigSoccer Supporter

    Sep 12, 2005
    The hills above town
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  10. Goodsport

    Goodsport Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 18, 1999
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  11. markmcf8

    markmcf8 Member+

    Oct 18, 1999
    Vancouver, WA, USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, that's freaking great news!!

    Now if Godoy, Magnus, Affolter, and Marie could just get pink slips we might be onto something!!

    Go Quakesfans!!
    Our team is eye-gougingly terrible!!

    - Mark
     
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  12. bsman

    bsman Member+

    May 30, 2001
    MadCity
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Anybody know what his current status is (contractually)? I'm a little surprised we haven't seen more of him during this tournament...
     
  13. staudio

    staudio Member+

    Mar 7, 2008
    Marin
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It was reported he missed first game of tournament due to a migraine .......haven't heard any updates since then
     
  14. Goodsport

    Goodsport Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 18, 1999
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  15. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    wow, how do you tear oblique AND adductor muscles? Adductor i can understand, but oblique? What the heck was he doing? Playing in goal?
     
  16. jeff_adams

    jeff_adams Member+

    Dec 16, 1999
    Monterey, Ca
    Maybe instead of being outdoors in the smoke you are indoors and over do it on the weight machines? What are professional athletes going to do if they can’t train? Just play FIFA all day?
     
  17. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Maybe he was lifting up a car?
     
  18. Kaitlyn

    Kaitlyn Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 25, 2014
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Very very kinky bedroom play... :p:p:p
     
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  19. xbhaskarx

    xbhaskarx Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Feb 13, 2010
    NorCal
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Goodbye Danny "the Marco Urena of the 2020 Expansion Draft" Hoesen... thanks for the... one good year in 2018! :thumbsup:



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  20. jetdog9

    jetdog9 Member+

    Nov 14, 2007
    Bay Area, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If they put him in the right position he'll probably be pretty good. Think of all the times the Quakes tried to play him as a wide player for some reason.
     
  21. xbhaskarx

    xbhaskarx Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Feb 13, 2010
    NorCal
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States


    Ouch :laugh:
     
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  22. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
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    From the Soccer Legacy Collection at History San Jose. 2019 game worn kit donated by San Jose Earthquakes.
     
  23. JazzyJ

    JazzyJ BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 25, 2003
    Happy for Danny that he has a chance to stay in the U.S. and play (assuming he wants to do that), and in a good spot, and all the excitement that goes with a new team.
     
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  24. bsman

    bsman Member+

    May 30, 2001
    MadCity
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Hoesen was the only player on the team who was good-looking according to my daughter. She maintains we are not a very good-looking team...
     
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  25. Kaitlyn

    Kaitlyn Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 25, 2014
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hoesen is very good looking. Our team is full of ugly ass men. Vega, Fiero and Skahan aren't bad looking though I will say. Other then that, a bunch of very average-below average players on the team. The ugliest people on the team though... Thompson and his horse mouth and huge head, JT and his watermelon head, Rios, Flo, Lopez, Espinoza and his dumbo ears, etc etc etc.
     

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