The Official Crew "Drinkometer"

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew SC' started by Bill Archer, Oct 22, 2003.

  1. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  2. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    Man, I'm a light drinker and I got "ripped"

    I hate to see what some of the boozers come up with.
     
  3. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    I got rated "Boris Yeltsin"
     
  4. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    I got Homer Simpson
     
  5. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    same here.
     
  6. fidlerre

    fidlerre Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 10, 2000
    Central Ohio
    i could fill 7 bathtubs will all the alcohol i have consumed...
     
  7. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm 24 and it said that I have 7 legal years of drinking under my belt...
     
  8. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    It's obviously an English site so the drinking laws are different.
     
  9. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, but still isn't 17 a little young?
     
  10. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I had the impression that the drinking age in England was 18 and 16 in Germany.
     
  11. scott tann

    scott tann New Member

    Mar 30, 2002
    columbus, OH
    ozzy osbourne. and i could have 1.3 ferraris.
     
  12. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    right-on scott, however, here is the real moral dilemma that one must face. Would you rather have never drank a drop of booze and saved all that money for a ferrari, or would you rather have had all the good times that you've probably had while consuming brews?
     
  13. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Ferrari's are overated. they are for guys with small minds, and smaller cocks. take the beer. :)
     
  14. swittler

    swittler Member

    Jun 28, 2002
    Columbus
    i am Homer J. Simpson. He is my hero!
     
  15. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    At least that way, in your drunken stupor, you think you have a bigger cock!
     
  16. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Did you answer as a married man? I'm sure that's influenced the drinking.
     
  17. scott tann

    scott tann New Member

    Mar 30, 2002
    columbus, OH
    the answer is simple: i don't drive a ferrari.
     
  18. scott tann

    scott tann New Member

    Mar 30, 2002
    columbus, OH
    it got influenced a little before our wedding, but i answered according to the way it used to be.

    i wonder if there's anything higher than ozzy. i'll try the test again after a few years of blissful marriage.

    good thing my wife doesn't read the boards.
     
  19. Sneever Flion

    Sneever Flion New Member

    Oct 29, 2002
    Detroit, MI
    That's exactly how I feel...especially about Hummer H2 drivers.

    I'm Homer by the way. I've spent over $22,000 on beer. Jeebus, that's a full years tuition at a Ivy League school. Like I would ever go to one of those.
     
  20. NorwichBu

    NorwichBu Member

    Jan 9, 2002
    Columbus, OH
    Sometimes I get concerned about my extracurriculars. Then I found out that there is something more than "Homer Simpson" (what i got). The fact that there is an Ozzy category makes me feel great.

    Care to bet what your typical Quakes fan scored? i doubt "Umbrella'd drink Puss-Boy" was a category.
     
  21. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ozzy F'in Osbourne.
     

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