I wrote "about the skinniest soccer player in the history of the game", not the skinniest player in the history of the game.
Gee Jazzy, you must be about the smartest soccer analyst in the history of the Quakes BigSoccer forum.
Last night, I started calling him Charmin after two Portland players easily took the ball from him near the center line to set up the winning goal. Squeezably soft.
Current list of nicknames for Amahl Pellegrino Charmin Slenderman That man needs a sandwich Slim Pickings Pelle (said in total jest) No Fizz Flat What did I miss?
"Pelle" is what the team calls him, and it's not really as satire and not really to suggest that he's anything remotely resembling Pelé. It's just a shortening / easy to say portion of his name.
Of all the problems with this team, I don't think a lack of esprit do corps is one of them, and Pelle may be a nickname he carried over from Norway and just told the guys "you can call me Pelle". As an example of esprit de corps, when they asked Pellegrino about Hernán he said yeah he's a very good player but more importantly he has a big smile on his face and is a joy to be around.
🇹🇿🇳🇴 Getting to know @AmahlPellegrino, presented by @ford. pic.twitter.com/ARhPA7dgXI— San Jose Earthquakes (@SJEarthquakes) September 17, 2024 GO SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES!!! -G
This might be helpful for Soda Water: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestin...m_went_9_games_without_scoring_a_single_goal/
He really has been Amahwful lately. While I'd love to seem him shut us all up with his performance in upcoming games I'm not holding my breath...
It is slowly becoming comical like I would laugh satirically and say "He finally scores" like when Mike Fucito, Mark Sherrod and last season's Preston Judd scored.
Happy Birthday, @AmahlPellegrino! 🇳🇴🎈 pic.twitter.com/ChGeLjqiGd— San Jose Earthquakes (@SJEarthquakes) June 18, 2025 GO SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES!!! -G
Best comment on Reddit: If that was one of you, maybe it's mean but it's on point and it made me laugh.