The North Korea Thread

She reminds me of someone...

 

Holy Shit! the daily mail is such a click bait site!

 

I could barely see a sentence at a time with all the pop ups! How do you do it?

 

So I have to use my porn browser? Lame.

 

There's a browser you don't use for porn?

 

Yes. I use a Tor browser with a VPN for porn and a standard browser for everything else.

 

What, so you can look at porn on your work computer?

 

Well. We'll find out in a few hours if we're all going to glow in the dark.. Japan has announced in that citizens in Hokkaido should go inside and, preferably, into basements as NK just launched missiles that appear to be targeting the city.

#BREAKING: Japan says North Korea has launched a missile, warns people to seek shelter immediately.

Message running on local TV: "North Korea appears to have launched a missile. Please evacuate to the inside of a building or go to the basement. Target area: Hokkaido" pic.twitter.com/66jDRqkJFU

— Moshe Schwartz (@YWNReporter) October 3, 2022

South Korea things NK is just launching it over Japan, but.. Yeah....

 

Few hours.. Couple minutes..

South Korea was right. NK was shooting over Japan.

UPDATE: Officials of Nemuro city, in the Hokkaido region of Japan: 'The previous missile passed through the Pacific at around 07:29. It seems to have passed. If you find anything suspicious, do not approach it. Please contact the police or fire department immediately.'

— Moshe Schwartz (@YWNReporter) October 3, 2022

 

Oh boy. Everybody is acting up. Serious stuff.

 

That could also describe a Kim Jong-un bowel movement

 

North Korea does this every so often. Today was the 7th time they've launched a missile over Japan.

 

Well.. This isn't a good look.. In response to NK's ballistic missile test, the US and SK conducted their own test and fired off 4 missiles from a SK airbase... Unfortunately, only 3 of the missiles actually made it to their destination.. The 4th missile either detonated on the launcher, or did a return to sender. Regardless, SK base go boom. SK is saying there were no casualties in the accident.

🚨VIDEO: South Korea failed missile launchhttps://t.co/b7Aaje9oEV

— Breaking News (@NewsJunkieBreak) October 4, 2022

 

"Kim...KIM! Get out of that foxhole and fight"

"Just give me another minute, Comrade Volkov"

 

The President's wife is being investigated after accepting a large amount of gifts from wealthy S. Koreans and the investigation was, reportedly, starting to focus on the President. The declaration of martial law is, allegedly, an attempt by the President to put a stop to that investigation to stop him and his wife from going to jail.

Of course, with the Parliament voting to end martial law and the military withdrawing from their positions around then National Assembly has increased the odds of the President and his wife being arrested, but here we are.

Also, it is worth noting that even tho the National Assembly has voted unanimously to end martial law, it is actually up to the President to end it. Since he knows he'd be impeached and removed from office if he did end martial law, there is little chance he'd do that.

 

They stood down? Are we certain that will hold?

 

Kinda?

They withdrew the troops to reduce tensions as the troops were attracting more and more protestors and the protestors were getting violent. The troops are still in a ready stance, they are just no longer standing in front of the National Assembly.

 

It's been almost 40 years since they have been active in politics and ruling. I never seen it suggested they are eager to go back to that.

 

It looks like Yoon Suk Yeol is standing down. He has no political backing, even within his own party.

This is going to be a great trivia question in a few years.