Friday's comic strip: http://gynostar.wordpress.com/2010/09/24/men-dont-make-passes-at-ballcrushing-bitches/
With bacon bits mixed into the batter. Vlad reminds me of a childhood friend's dad, who would sit on his ass watching tv and shout out to his wife, "Mother! Sandwich! Mother! Beer!" And by god, she'd bring him what he asked for, no questions asked. As far as I know she's doing it still. And he didn't have a staff but he was a cop, maybe he had a magical billy club.
He reminds me of Darryl from Coming to America [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr7XI5auZMU&feature=related"]YouTube - Coming to America-(Soul Glo)[/ame]
Nice. He was partly inspired by the eastern European dudes who represented Vlad the Impaler on the Deadliest Warrior, if you happened to catch that episode.