The MLS All-Ugly Starting XI

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by mellon002, May 17, 2004.

  1. mpruitt

    mpruitt Member

    Feb 11, 2002
    E. Somerville
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Yeah Borchers and Wolynec man.... I don't think Franchino is ugly the dude is FIERCE looking. Rusty Pierce on the other hand looks like some kind of Patridge Family reject.
     
  2. Captain Splarg

    Apr 25, 1999
    Pacific Grove, CA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    When i saw him this season i thought "holy ****, it is the kid who sold steroids to Jimmy at the special olympics."

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  3. MrSangster

    MrSangster Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Duxbury,MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We have a winner. He scares small children.

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  4. MrSangster

    MrSangster Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Duxbury,MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No longer starting eleven, but, now a soccer executive

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    separated at birth?

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  5. The Big Ticket

    The Big Ticket New Member

    Jan 30, 2004
    MN -> UIUC
    What about Frankie Hejduk?

    Gratuitous throwback photo from his Bayer Leverkusen days:

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  6. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I love Goose ... but if you ever get the chance to watch the Quakes' 2003 year in review DVD, they interview him. he hadn't shaved in a LOOOONG time. I swear the guy looked like he'd been living on the streets since the season got over. grubby.
     
  7. mpruitt

    mpruitt Member

    Feb 11, 2002
    E. Somerville
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Soccer Playoff Beard??
     
  8. mellon002

    mellon002 Member

    Jan 24, 2003
    Towson, MD
    Because it's the MLS All-Ugly Starting XI.
     
  9. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think he was referring to Goose being on the World Cup all-ugly team. and ronaldinho wasn't there ....
     
  10. odg78

    odg78 Member

    Feb 14, 2001
    North Carolina
    --Give that kid a lollipop!
     
  11. Juan Luis Guerra

    Juan Luis Guerra Red Card

    Jun 11, 2001
    New York City

    Jajaja, i remember that a couple of years ago, Agoos was voted as the ugliest player in MLS history. No even Mamadu Diallo is as ugly as Agoos.
     
  12. stinky

    stinky Member

    May 14, 2000
    Long Beach, NY
    for me...

    curtin has to be the captain.

    albright should definitely be starting.

    sigi has to be the coach?
     
  13. mpruitt

    mpruitt Member

    Feb 11, 2002
    E. Somerville
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Sigi is the fattest, but the ugliest? Andruilis is pretty freakin fierce looking and Bob Bradley looks just plain scary.
     
  14. red&black1

    red&black1 New Member

    Mar 8, 2003
    Kearny NJ
    they have to be related..
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  15. mpruitt

    mpruitt Member

    Feb 11, 2002
    E. Somerville
    Club:
    New England Revolution
  16. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I happen to think that both Lalas and Hejduk are good looking.

    Nix them from the lineup.
     
  17. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    goose does look better now that he cut that hair, though .... still not going to be voted prom king, though.
     
  18. sanariot

    sanariot Member

    Nov 19, 2001
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    More like Little Lord FUGLY-Roy!
     
  19. lplaksina

    lplaksina Member

    Jan 5, 2002
    the criteria for starting such a thread as this should be that the starter has to provide his/her picture. Maybe, just maybe he/she isn't too pretty either !

    :)

    Or is so shallow as to think that looks really do matter.
     

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