As if Crew Boys needed a reason to drink. Is anyone else as excited as I am? This is the dawn of an era which will surely bring us silverware as far as the eye can see, cheaper beer prices, stella on tap, a martini bar at the top of 137, a roof over the east and west stands, fit Crewzers, zak hired as talent scout for said crewzers, zak gets an age exemption to make fid's sister captain, johnsonville brats that are actually cooked all the way through, veggie brats for those of us with morals, a SECOND international tv channel devoted exclusively to the Crew and their day to day happenings, said second tv channel has mascot soccer every week during the offseason with Sirk as an onsite reporter, increased merchandise sales, a private suite for Bill Archer, maps to Bill Archer's not so private anymore suite so others can know he actually exists, Robbiegoal is made head of a commision to have a bronze statue of Cunningham in crewkicker plaza, the return of anthem chick at age 18, the continued abscence of soccerandy5, paved parking lots, myshap and PVancouver as full paid scouts, and if we are lucky maybe even a real coach. Did I leave anything out? This is the dawn of a new era boys. Lets be sure to toast eachother from wherever we are today at kickoff. Its glorious.
Hopefully the Mark McCullers Era starts like the Jamey Rootes Era (4-0 win over DC United) rather than like the Jim Smith Era (5-1 loss to Tampa Bay).
Really? Could your eyes even read that whole thing? Mine starting giving out on me after the third or fourth line... And yes you did forget something hang. Hopefully in this new "era", the Crew will stop wasting their money sending letters to the season ticket holders about meaningless stuff. Only send me a letter from the Crew front office if I've won some type of prize. Other than that, save the 37 cents or however much mailing one frickin letter costs these days.
I, for one, want to know where in the friggin' U.S. of A. is our allocation signing Smith promised us before he left? I don't see it and I've got eyes like a fox.
Well I do feel like I should get paid for suggesting Wingert and Testo last August. Not to mention giving Warzchya the idea to go down to the Olympics Qs and scout the young Central American and Carribbean talent that resulted in Eric Scott. It was also my idea to get rid of that bum Brian McBride and give Cunningham the damn ball. Just say'en yo. A few dollars, a beer maybe????
This Dallas roadtrip was very tough. I can understand why our team would be satisfied with a hard fought nil-nil draw. I mean what next? Andrulis turns water into wine?
Unless anyone has seen progress on anythingh I mentioned above, I suggest we start a sack McCullers thread.
I'm willing to wait, as I think he's just a figurehead at this point. He really doesn't have much say in anything for the rest of the season, as I see it.