Alert: The Maps Thread

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  1. Sounders78

    Sounders78 Member+

    Apr 20, 2009
    France
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    France

    Sometimes when I wanted to confuse my students I would ask them if the universe really does have an "up" and "down" and, if not, then couldn't north really be down and not up? In other words, maybe are maps are all upside down.
     
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  2. luftmensch

    luftmensch Member+

    .
    United States
    May 4, 2006
    Petaluma
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I kind of assumed that since there’s a magnetic north then that’s how north became the “up” direction.
     
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  3. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Now I'm confused! :confused:
     
  4. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    If they Google'd it they could say that the universe is the same in every direction on a large scale, and there is no single edge or top. We can define an "up" and "down" within a specific system, like Earth's solar system, based on its axis of rotation. But this is a matter of convenience, not an objective property of the cosmos.
     
  5. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Before the compass there was Polaris, so there was a "north" before even the concept of a globe or a pole.
     
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  6. aveslacker

    aveslacker Member+

    Ajax
    United States
    Apr 2, 2006
    Old Madras
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I mean if you count up and down quarks it does!
     
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  7. aveslacker

    aveslacker Member+

    Ajax
    United States
    Apr 2, 2006
    Old Madras
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Since this is the maps thread ...

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  8. Sounders78

    Sounders78 Member+

    Apr 20, 2009
    France
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    France

    In my classroom I always had a Pacific-centered map. The Atlantic-centered maps divide Pacific Island countries and regions on "different sides" of the world; for example, Kiribati will be on both the far left of the map and the far right of the map, with the Polynesian islands split to the two sides as well. Pacific-centered maps cause less "disruption" that way.
     
  9. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    I knew the earth was flat! Can I be a pro athlete now?
     
  10. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    As in soccer, it's European bias. And I'm not totally being tongue-in-cheek.
     
  11. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, but wouldn't that confuse fans of the British Empire? ;)
     
  12. Pittsburgh Ref

    Pittsburgh Ref Member+

    Oct 7, 2014
    da 'Burgh
    In ancient China, south was the primary direction. They invented a cart which would always point south no matter how it was steered.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South-pointing_chariot
     
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  13. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    I have an app on my phone that points to the local Chinese restaurant :D
     
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  14. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    I applaud this map, yet it seems like it is still using a mercator-style projection, enlarging the north and shrinking the south.

    Maybe this one, which I think is that standard map used in Australia, would help?
    [​IMG]
     
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  15. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
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    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And here I thought Australia was a bottom. Now you tell me Australia is a top. I'm confused.
     
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  16. chaski

    chaski Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    New Caledonia
    The map that Santa Claus uses

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Pittsburgh Ref

    Pittsburgh Ref Member+

    Oct 7, 2014
    da 'Burgh
    What about Down Under is equivocal?
     
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  18. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    #1993 Cascarino's Pizzeria, Oct 13, 2025
    Last edited: Oct 13, 2025
    If there's no DownUnda, were the mens work all for naught?

    And don't @ me!
     
  19. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Just turn your monitor upside down.
     
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  20. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Don't be ridiculous. He should do a handstand.
     
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  21. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    I turned my monitor upside down and did a handstand....now what! :confused:
     
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  22. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
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    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Have lunch.
     
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  23. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    The only fitting thing I can think off is a pineapple cake! :coffee:
     
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  24. Pittsburgh Ref

    Pittsburgh Ref Member+

    Oct 7, 2014
    da 'Burgh
    With 2 eggs, over-easy
     
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  25. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Enough with the flip remarks!!! :mad:
     
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