"The Majorship"

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by Noah Dahl, Jan 29, 2003.

  1. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    Mods:

    Can we change the name of this board to "The Majorship" ?

    I just feel smarter and a little better about myself, and our league, when I say or write it that way.

    Of course, it should always be spoken or read with a reverent tone, gravely serious and slightly awed.

    The Majorship...
     
  2. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i feel so snooty just saying it!
     
  3. Lucid

    Lucid Member

    May 17, 1999
    San Francisco, CA
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    I feel like a retard saying it.
     
  4. Stogey23

    Stogey23 Member+

    Dec 12, 1998
    San Diego, CA
    Isn't that just about par for the course?
     
  5. Mad Hattah

    Mad Hattah Member

    Jun 7, 2000
    North Florida
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We can, but only if we refer to one another as gaffers... and when we go to the market we call the trunk a "boot"... and we crown you King Noah... and and and... lots of warm beer for all! Viva England! (or something like that.)
     
  6. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    Majorness?

    Hmm. Well how about "Its Most Majorness" ?

    Like: "Player X made 73 appearances in Its Most Majorness before heading overseas to try his luck in the Premiership."

    Sounds great.
     
  7. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Re: Majorness?

    The majorship is better, I think, but only if we get Nationwide to sponser our lower divisions: I'd like to here people talk about the Nationwide A-League, the Nationwide D-3 league, and the Nationwide PDL.
    Then we'd have a real league.
     
  8. goyoureddevils

    Dec 17, 2002
    Fort Wayne, Indiana
    How about "La Maliga"?
     
  9. JMU Soccer!

    JMU Soccer! New Member

    Jul 19, 1999
    Nope sorry, upper management is unflexible when it comes to renaming forum titles.

    They already turned down my recommended. "Kickass-Kickball Association"
     
  10. whirlwind

    whirlwind New Member

    Apr 4, 2000
    Plymouth, MI, USA
    Well, if England can have the Barclaycard Premiership, shouldn't we get a league sponsor for our Majorship?

    I'm a big fan of the General Motors Majorship, or General-Major for short.
     
  11. DigitalTron

    DigitalTron New Member

    Apr 4, 2001
    Arlington, VA
    In the US we use acrynyms. MLS works. The Major League works as well. But I'm just not down with this "Majorship" stuff. I think the Premiership is actually a word, or at least close enough to sound fine to the neophyte's ear. The Majorship reminds me of "The Mother Ship" and with all of the alien, un-American, kooky crap that soccer gets already, I don't think it's such a cool idea.

    -Tron
     
  12. ChuckA

    ChuckA New Member

    Apr 4, 2002
    Atlanta, GA
    I think we should approach Carnival Cruise Lines.

    The Carnival Cruise Lines Majorship. I like it. This could change everything.
     
  13. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    Re: Re: "The Majorship"

    Oooooo. That's good.

    It's American sounding. But then again, it doesn't quite trade in subliminal notions of aristocracy like "Premiership" does.

    How 'bout "Kickass-Kickball Konfederation"? Tron's right about our affinity for acronyms, and league marketing needs a "Southern Strategy."
     
  14. whirlwind

    whirlwind New Member

    Apr 4, 2000
    Plymouth, MI, USA

    Everyone who comes to the stadium comes down with a nasty virus and ruins their vacation?
     
  15. Brownswan

    Brownswan New Member

    Jun 30, 1999
    Port St. Lucie, FL
    The Anschutz Group of Ten.

    It's what we are.

    Romantic, huh?
     
  16. ax319

    ax319 New Member

    Jul 7, 2002
    The Majorship?????? Another example of a BS member smokin the good stuff while posting.
     
  17. monster

    monster Member

    Oct 19, 1999
    Hanover, PA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think the league should sell its name to Jenna Jameson. ESPN would definitely cover the league if they could start a report:

    "DC United is on top of Jenna Jameson after last night's win."
     
  18. Rocket

    Rocket Member

    Aug 29, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The only time I think I've ever heard "premiership" used in a sentence is in the sense of someone assuming the premiership of a country (i.e. premiership is to premier as presidency is to president).

    My understanding is that the official name of England's top football league is the "FA Premier League".

    However, the sponsor, Barclaycard, thinks of itself as a more "exclusive" credit card company compared to the plebian Visa and Master Card, so rather than the "Barclaycard Premier League" we have the "Barclaycard Premiership".
     
  19. RichardL

    RichardL BigSoccer Supporter

    May 2, 2001
    Berkshire
    Club:
    Reading FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    It was called the Premiership before it was sponsored by Barclaycard.

    As has been said before "premier" or "premiership" (no, nobody in England knew why it was called the Premiership either) is not a euphamism for "oh aren't we so great, far better than all those other leagues in the world", it just means the top division (as there was already a division 1 something rather better than calling it division 0 was required).
     
  20. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    C'mon, it's annoying as hell. The "Premiership" WAS the 1st Division -- before it broke away financially and rebranded itself. It's the same old 1st Division basically still, but with more money and less xenophobia, thanks to satellite television and the Bosman ruling.

    It IS a pretentious name and a pretentious term. It's really irritating when fans, esp. American ones, parrot the term.

    Glad we can discuss it, BTW. I wasn't trying to be subtle in my sarcasm, but what do you call people who are fooled ALL the time? I mean, Preparation H. Christ...
     
  21. Rocket

    Rocket Member

    Aug 29, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I never said it wasn't. But I've noticed that Barclaycard seems to always use "Premiership", rather than "Premier League". If you can find a link where Barclaycard uses "Premier League" please post it.

    http://www.4thegame.com/





    The FA, who I would think have the official say-so over this, predominantly refer to it as the "FA Premier League" in their official publications. However, I have noticed them occasionally use Premiership instead. A slip of the tongue, perhaps?

    http://www.thefa.com/
     
  22. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    I think I've still got a Barclay's account open somwhere out there. Will have to cancel that. : )
     
  23. RichardL

    RichardL BigSoccer Supporter

    May 2, 2001
    Berkshire
    Club:
    Reading FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    well why would they if the league is officially called The Premiership?
    Maybe it's something to do with the initial league (which everyone assumed would be called the premier league) being sponsored by the makers of "Carling Premier" beer, and they wanted a name that would emphasise that the "premier" referred to the footballing product, not the brewers one.


    I don't own any FA official publications but I did two searches on the site, one for "premiership" and one for "premier league". Premier league won by 15 pages of stories to 14, but that also includes stories about the women's premier league and the other premier leagues in the non-league pyramid. If the league dropped the "ship" and just became the premier league nobody would be bothered.

    it may effectively be the old Division 1, but the old division 1 (at an organisational level) still existed and is was called division 1, so they clearly couldn't call their new league division 1 as well. The precedent was set in Scotland 15 years earlier when they went from 2 divisions of 18 clubs to 3 of 10,14 & 14 and called their new top division the premier. Various semi-pro league also called their top divisions the permier for quite a while previously, so it's not as if the FA were exactly breaking new ground with the premier tag. I just get the feeling that many over there see the name premier(ship) as an arrogant statement of being the best in the world or something like that.
     
  24. goyoureddevils

    Dec 17, 2002
    Fort Wayne, Indiana
    F***ing BRILLIANT!
     
  25. Rocket

    Rocket Member

    Aug 29, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Please provide a link (if you can) showing that the league is officially called "The Premiership."

    As far as I've been able to discern, the Football Association calls the league The Premiership only when used informally in match reports and the like, and in conjunction with sponsors, i.e. the "Barclaycard Premiership" and the "Carling Premiership". In official FA reports, its always the "Premier League", not the "Premiership".

    Take a look at the FA Premier League's official website. It's Premier League this and Premier League that. Practically the only place you see Premiership used is in conjunction with the "Barclaycard Premiership"

    http://www.premierleague.com/fapl.rac?command=forwardOnly&nextPage=homepage_sat&today=0
     

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