The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

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  1. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  2. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    AHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! You dumb bastards!
     
  3. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    USL Championship side Louisville City knocks out MLS carpetbaggers aust!n FU 2-1.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
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  4. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If you've ever won a cup, clap your hands..........
     
  5. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  6. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So I wondered what atrocity ,blunder,or pants shitting brought one of my ATF threads to the top of my feed....

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    10/10 never gets old.
     
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  7. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  8. ColumbusFTW

    ColumbusFTW Member+

    Jul 18, 2018
    Defense reflected their ownership group: not buttoned up.
     
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  9. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A year or so ago someone did a ranking article on every MLS team's academy. Austin was either at or very near the bottom, with the remark that they had literally NO ONE with first team potential anywhere in the academy.

    Without at least a few youngsters with some actual talent, youre not going very far in this kind of.competition. Youre left with playing your bench full.of has beens and never was'.

    Which is a pretty.good description of a USL team.
     
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  10. TyphonInc

    TyphonInc Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jul 3, 2018
    Dublin, OH
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I understand that I shouldn't take pleasure from someone else's pain. But I make an exception for Austin and TTUN.
     
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  11. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hey, what about Owen Wolff? He was their first homegrown signing. Doesn't he count as a feather in the cap of Austin's academy Pipeline? Hell, shouldn't they include Berhalter, Morris, and Zawadzki too for the same reason?

    Oh yeah, /sarcasm.
     
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  12. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In defense of tony prebort (the first time I have ever defended him :)), andy laughlame("Two-Buttons") is not part of the ownership group, just one of his evil-doing minions.
     
  13. DCED2019

    DCED2019 Member

    Columbus Crew
    Jun 6, 2024
  14. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #8564 Bill Archer, Apr 23, 2026
    Last edited: Apr 23, 2026
    Who in hell did those player ratings?

    Aside from every offensive field player being over 6 despite scoring one lousy goal, Stuver was a 5.9 after. coughing up five freaking goals?

    They took a historic ass beating but apparently played really good
     
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  15. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They were noshing on chips and queso. Unfortunately, the queso was bad and they had to take a 7 minute bathroom break. Otherwise the ratings seem to hold up to a 1-1 tilt against the league leaders.
     
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  16. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What a shitty, no-name lineup. Precou$t must have worked some "business metrics" magic on the player ratings. Seems like they all should have been below 5. Just like they claim that every home match for AFC has been a sellout, it's all smoke and mirrors.
    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    As we know, "sold out" doesn't necessarily mean "full house".

    But, considering who we're talking about here...
     
  18. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I seriously doubt that they have "sold out" each match since their beginning, and it is very obvious that they are not having anything close to "full houses" for any of their recent matches, and even going back to last season. The crisp Apple TV video feed does not lie. You can believe Precou&t on the "sold-out" part, if you wish.
     
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  19. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Less discussion,more LAUGHING!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
     
  20. hungariansteven

    hungariansteven Member+

    May 29, 2012
    Burlington, Vermont
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Precourt saw that we made a manager change and couldn’t help but copy us and do the same the next day.
     
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  21. Crewster

    Crewster Member+

    Jan 28, 2005
    Worthington
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Losing at home to Kansas City will do that.
     
  22. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Brad Stuver - late of Columbus Crew - says that he and his Austin FC teammates found out that the coach had been fired when one of them read it online.

    You stay classy, FratBoi.
     
  23. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They're hiring Porter, right? All they do is hire people they knew from Cbus.
     
  24. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Id just like to note in passing that Austin FC royally stinks.

    Took a 3-0 ass kicking last night and it wasnt that close
     
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  25. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

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