The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by jack sticker, Jan 14, 2019.

  1. AustinSoccerBro

    Liverpool FC
    United States
    Dec 2, 2018
    The queso fountain thing was a mildly amusing meme that Precourt, Lalas and Austin Anthem ran completely into the ground.
     
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  2. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It didn't help their business metrics did it?
     
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  3. Black and Gold Forever

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Nov 23, 2024
    I don't know. Did they get any Contractually Obligated Income from it?
     
  4. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I f***ing love this thread and hope it never dies.
     
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  5. AustinSoccerBro

    Liverpool FC
    United States
    Dec 2, 2018
    Pretty sure they got someone to sponsor it once in the four years of the stadium.
     
  6. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's my understanding that the queso fountain is gone, replaced by a local vendor that is now " The Offical Queso Partner" of Austin FC. They have a stand but no fountain.

    At least that's what I heard.
     
  7. AustinSoccerBro

    Liverpool FC
    United States
    Dec 2, 2018
    There was never actually a fountain. It was a queso stand that became the Kerbey Lane stand. Thought I heard that Kerbey dropped out. I could be wrong.
     
  8. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    But theye just signed up to be "the official queso partner" of Austin FC,

    Initially, I figured there was no possibility of having an actual fountain on the assumption that the local board of health would have a stroke at the thought of a long line of people sticking their fingers into communal food.

    But someone pointed out to me that there are in fact such things in the Southwest, although they're supposedly used at parties and receptions and such.

    [​IMG]

    So I stopped assuming that it was all a bunch of hooey.
     
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  9. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I wouldn’t trust eating a warm dairy product exposed to hundreds of unclean hands.

    Maybe that’s just me.
     
  10. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    FYP !!!
     
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  11. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There is no “dairy” in any flowing cheese product.
     
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  12. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Is the fishbowl holding the keys just out of frame?...
     
  13. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fair enough. But you can still count me out.:):sick:
     
  14. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA austin sucks
     
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  15. Robbo Crewfan

    Robbo Crewfan Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jan 21, 2007
    C-busite in Indiana
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Agree 100%.

    That thing has staph food poisoning written all over it... especially if you partake in the 2nd half.
     
  16. Captain Invader

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 25, 2005
    Lake County (Ohio)
  17. crew2112

    crew2112 Member+

    Jan 25, 2008
    Dayton, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    That article says the Texas Longhorns are the only sports competition in town. Truth.
     
  18. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Rays owner also owns the TB Rowdies. The Rowdies are very much an after thought in the area. Al Lang is a cool little place to go but it’s not great for soccer watching. The area is also really really cool and fun to be around. But it takes FOREVER to get there due to Tampa area traffic sucking ass. If the Rays moved, the Rowdies would no doubt be sold off or shut down.
    The latest down here is that the deal to keep the Rays in town had been reached but then Hurricane Milton tore the roof off the Trop and when they said there going to play at Steinbrenner field in Tampa until the new stadium was finished, instead of fixing the Trop, all hell broke loose with the St Pete city council. A lot of posturing back and forth, but as I understand it, the two sides are friends again and the Rays are staying put.
     
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  19. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I mean I'm all for laughing at TBay as well...
    but they aren't as funny as Austin.
     
  20. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  21. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  22. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Per the article:
    The main reasons cited for the exodus are declining affordability, housing prices, and a lack of space for new home construction.
    And
    Other major cities in the top 5 for move-outs include Los Angeles, San Francisco, Miami and Long Island, New York.
     
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  23. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #8523 Bill Archer, Dec 27, 2024
    Last edited: Dec 27, 2024
    From a distance, it appears very much like Garber got a big old stiffie for the next hot thing, like a teenage girl falling in love with Hanson after hearing Mmm bop.

    But Austin isn't all that any more, home to Bachelorette weekends and red dirt music joints, and all the authenticity has been replaced by the functional equivalent of Applebees.

    It will still be a large enough city but the hip-ness factor is gone.

    They had a deal with San Antonio, the actual second largest city in Texas, a mature, stable place with plenty of money that didn't need some chubby clown from San Francisco to finance a team. They had local investors ready to go.

    Now MLS is stuck with Fratboy and his pathetic excuse for an organization, all because Garber went to SXSW once and decided it was the wave of the future instead of a flash in the pan.
     
  24. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh, bullshit. City size - which is what that obviously biased article is referencing - is irrelevant. Metro area is what counts, and Austin is the 4th largest metro area in Texas, growing at about an 8% clip, faster than San Antonio, which it could eventually surpass in size in the next few years. The Austin metro area is now larger than these MLS markets: Cincinnati, Kansas City, Columbus, Nashville, San Jose, SLC. It’s also larger and is growing faster than Las Vegas.
     

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