The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

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  1. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
     
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  2. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  3. MLSinCleveland

    MLSinCleveland Member+

    Oct 12, 2006
    Cleveland, Ohio
    Club:
    Cleveland C. S.
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  4. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
     
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  5. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  6. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  7. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    Austin deserves margarine!
     
  8. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I Can't Believe It's Not Toronto.
     
  9. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That is... AWESOME.

    I love the writer's 3rd Point. Paraphrasing, "Fans will look quite the fool if Austin will string together a couple wins late and make it to the playoffs."

    I mean, F#ck. Playoffs should not be the goal of your season and the metric of success. Glad it's them though!!
     
  10. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'll deal with a foot of snow. Besides, we all know it'll really be 3" by 5am, 7" by 3pm, another 2" by midnight and gone by noon the next day.
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  11. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They gotta lotta nice girls.

    Have mercy!
    A haw, haw, haw, haw.
    A haw, haw. haw.
     
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  12. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
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  13. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #8338 Bill Archer, Sep 19, 2024
    Last edited: Sep 19, 2024
    Driussi is all that team has ever had. Reyna's main contribution.

    He's top 5 in the league in salary, making roughly twice as much as Cucho. He's been carrying that ass rodeo since the beginning and it's not surprising if he's tired of it.

    And when your big star, who's under a huge contract for 3 more years, is disgruntled, guess what generally happens to the coach.
     
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  14. TyphonInc

    TyphonInc Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jul 3, 2018
    Dublin, OH
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
    Relocate the Austin Broccolis? Business Metrics.
     
  15. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    But they have ass-cooing technology! ASS-COOLING!

    With that said, I saw that US Soccer is running a contest where the winners get a flight to Austin for the upcoming USMNT game vs Panama, a tour of the stadium and, for some reason, just one night in a hotel. (Flying the day of the event is never a good idea.)

    I know the rule is no club gear at US games, but if anyone is going, wear your damn Crew gear.
     
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  16. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Does your ass get too hot
    Does your train break down
    (Train break down)
    Was the queso salty
    Is the boss a clown?
    You tried to steal our team and failed
    And it won't be forgotten
    In forty years we'll still be here and ya'll still suck- in Austin
     
  17. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not just ass-cooling, but "state of the art ass cooling technology"

    Anyway, there's a rumor going around down there that River Plate is angling to bring Driussi back and how it would be great to sell him to them for a big fee and get his salary - currently about 1/3 of the total - off the books.

    Except that it's all nonsense. River Plate doesn't have the money to give them $10 million or something and his $6 million salary is more than they're currently paying anyone.

    For a guy who's hardly setting the world on fire.

    But it's amusing to watch the delusional conducting a circle jerk.

    The guy has two more years on his current contract and he sure ain't about to give that up.

    The alternate theory is that his only problem is that he hates Wolff so all they have to do is bring in a new coach for 2025 and Driussi will go off like a horney sailor in a massage parlor.
     
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  18. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
    I entered in for it but I didn't know it had a tour involved. I may opt for my Ohio USMNT tifo shirt if I'm trying to be discrete
     
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  19. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Crew had a limited edition red-and-white striped jersey with the (ugly evil carabiner C) Crew logo on it.
    That would be ideal. I wish I would have snagged one of those, logo notwithstanding.
     
  20. west ham sandwich

    Feb 26, 2007
    C-bus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Someone want to explain this to me like I'm 10? I mean, I don't doubt that he's "over it", but what am I supposed to notice that says he's over it and wants Wolff out?
     
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  21. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    He retweeted someone's post saying "Trade Seba, Fire Josh"
     
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  22. Meddlin' Truckstop Owner

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Aug 21, 2022
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  23. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Their 2nd year was their best and they all thought they were a team on the rise rather than one already at their peak. But they've found out, and been found out...
     
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  24. TyphonInc

    TyphonInc Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jul 3, 2018
    Dublin, OH
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Reddit has Meme Monday. The one making fun of Austin got an LOL out of me.
     
  25. ColumbusFTW

    ColumbusFTW Member+

    Jul 18, 2018
    They (and Driussi specifically) dramatically outperformed their xG that season and just assumed that was sustainable or that Fat Tony would spend more money to raise the xG ceiling. Silly hipsters.
     
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