I have full sympathy for the plight of Leeds United at the moment but for those who havent seen it yet: *calls register* Bakke - "here" Barmby - "here" Batty - "Aye" Bowyer - "he's not here sir ?" Shame you didn't say that last year eh, Duberry ? Bridges - "off sick sir" Thank you Kelly Burns - "here" Cansdell-Sheriff - "here" Duberry - *hiss* That's enough of that, Batty Duberry - "here" Ferdinand - absent Fowler - absent Harte - "here" Johnson - "here" "I thought I sent you outside, Johnson? who gave you permission to come back in" Keane - absent Kewell - "whatever" "Try and show some enthusiasm, Kewell" "So-rree, SIR" "see me after, Kewell" Kelly - "here" Kilgallon - "here" Lucic - "Ja" Martyn - "here" Matteo - "here" "more's the pity" McMaster - "yeah" McPhail - "here" Mills - "Here" Milner - *high pitched* - "here" Radebe - off sick, sir Robinson - "here" Singh - "here" STOP THAT BATTY ! Smith - "Seeing the headmaster, sir" Viduka - "what ? - oh, yeah, er, here" Wilcox - "here" Woodgate - "Not here Sir!" I'll have to see Mr Ridsdale about him! *boy at the back with hand up* "Yes, boy, what do you want ? Who are you ?" "Healy, sir, new boy, Mr Ridsdale sent me" "Yes, well, stand over there next to Harte and Kelly and don't get in anyone's way" "Yes sir"