The latest sedition of, Fox News actively makes you stupid

Fox made the pandemic worse; now they want to finish the job:

Laura Ingraham spent the first several weeks of the coronavirus pandemic claiming that it was being spun up by reporters and Democrats to damage the president, now she's promoting potential miracle cures to his attention. https://t.co/SSWlUIRSZn

— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) March 21, 2020

Oh God. It looks like Trump's coronavirus drug cocktail tweets from this morning were livetweeting last night's Ingraham show. Note the "International Journal of Microbiological Agents" note at bottom of chart.

Left, Fox's The Ingraham Angle, 10:03 p.m.
Right, Trump, 10:13 a.m. pic.twitter.com/0E0QxOHIbh

— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) March 21, 2020

 

Didn't some people in Nigeria die from taking Teh Stay-bull Jeenus's miracle cure?

 

????

 

Supposedly the dose of chloroquine is 1 gram. 2 grams will kill you. That is a small margin for error.

 

No adjustment for body mass?

 

My wife is 5'1", I'm 6'3", 235. We'll take the exact same amount: Zero.

 

Latest edition of Fox News makes you into a sexist murderer/suicide:

Fox News pivots to need to open economy for women despite coronavirus because we need to return clothing items within 30-day window, get our roots touched up, and get our nails done. pic.twitter.com/3SrbACKnU6

— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) March 26, 2020

 

The very definition of the title of this thread.

Good find, @dapip

 

Does Fox News even exist if the blondes are forced to go natural?

 

Props to superdave for the word "actively" in the thread title.

 

This would make Goebbels blush

 

Did I see a pic of Glenn Beck as a blonde. That girl in 1990 was blonde. Interesting!

 

Give it a month. Our "blondes" will start looking like Lily

 

Trish Regan is OUT at Fox Business, two weeks after she got yanked by the network after a monologue calling the coronavirus a "scam" drummed up by Democrats “to demonize and destroy the president.” https://t.co/vOC4GrFW2f

— Michael M. Grynbaum (@grynbaum) March 27, 2020

 

She wouldn't have lost her position in the White House for saying that.

 

But she's a blonde!

 

Next Press Sec ftw.

 

What part of a Palomino would she be?

 

Natural or peroxide?

 

None are natural, silly.

 

You have proof?

 

She's probably astonished she got fired from Fox for, you know, doing what they've been doing from Day One.

 

Lol that's true. Primetime Foxies have way more leeway. BillO was a creeper for years before #metoo finally caught up with him.

 

I'm guessing payback for not fcvking somebody higher up the food chain.