The latest and as good as any other out there. The Jedi Church.

Discussion in 'Spirituality & Religion' started by usscouse, Dec 14, 2015.

  1. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    #1 usscouse, Dec 14, 2015
    Last edited: Dec 14, 2015
    Welcome to the home of the Jedi Church
    Jedi Religious Faith

    The Jedi Church believes that there is one all powerful force that binds all things in the universe together. The Jedi religion is something innate inside everyone of us, the Jedi Church believes that our sense of morality is innate. So quiet your mind and listen to the force within you!

    Emotion, yet peace.
    Ignorance, yet knowledge.Passion, yet serenity.Chaos, yet harmony.Death, yet the Force.


    All Welcome
    The Jedi Church recognises that there is one all powerful force that binds all things in the universe together, and accepts people from all walks of life, from all over the universe as members of our religion.
    May the Force be with you!

    More:-
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon
     
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  2. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    I needs an address so I knows where to send my money. :unsure:
     
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  3. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    Also I'm planning on doing some evil. Is there away to guarantee forgiveness like by paying the right person or by accepting Jedi into my life?
     
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  4. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    No!! You're going to Hell!! :devilish:
     
  5. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    Do you think this is Catholicism. Don't be absurd, get real..!!!
     
  6. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    I heard the Dark Side was cooler anyway. :)
     
  7. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. StiltonFC

    StiltonFC He said to only look up -- Guster

    Mar 18, 2007
    SoCal
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    [​IMG]

    and then there were The Cosmic People of Light
     
  9. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
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    I knew it! The whole Star Wars thing was mostly a propaganda plot to start a new profitable religion.
     
  10. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    :)
    We're in desperate need of some new religions, the current ones are boring, built for olden times before refrigeration and (somewhat) free movement; religions always wear themselves out after a few centuries :) Recent tries at reboots with Krishnas and Moonies and Scientologists and Davidians have sputtered at best.
     
  11. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    This maybe as god as it gets.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/2396503.stm

     

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