It's that time of the year for the GRIMES annual Hajj where we spend the day fasting on nothing but Lady Fingers topped with Mascarpone and Strawberries. It's very similar to Festivus in that we tell not only our loved ones how much they have disappointed us but also complete strangers. You may not attack them but are allowed to defend yourself when they rain blows upon you. It's all good family fun. HAIL GRIMES!!!
Being printed up as we speak...1st 10k up for sale 2 min ago...oops...all gone. More coming soon after slight delay as sewer's fingers are cramping up....using teeth instead. Stay tuned. HAIL GRIMES!!!
I have advised Dear Leader of your unfailing support. You'll get what's coming to you very soon. ALL HAIL!!!
After almost a year of sleuthing and sleepless nights it was like a "EUREKA"! It cudda been Darryl or, or his other brother Darryl which kinda ties in with the posts about Road Kill in another thread.
After an extensive search I came upon Director Grimes' Bio. It was an enthralling read. Just to summarize a bit.... As a humble man of the people he still drives a 1983 Delta Olds 88' Royale His fav actor is Bella Lagosi His fav food is Fruitcake In Jun of '98 he delivered a stirring speech at a Flying Saucer Society gathering in Dover, Del I am just now wrapping up a fruitcake to send him that has meant a lot to me for many many years. I first sent it to my [former] best friend 40 yrs ago. It turns out that every other year I've sent it to other [former] friends, relatives and strangers. But it's just like one of Elvis' letters! HAIL GRIMES!!!
Is there a better symbol for the Millennia-lasting Babylonian Construct? The answer is no. Rhetorical questions will be banned in the Babylonian Construct. Hail Grimes
Hundred-year-old fruitcake found in 'excellent condition' among ... - ABC https://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-11/hundred-year-old-fruitcake.../8799684 Aug 11, 2017 - A fruitcake believed to more than 100 years old wrapped in paper. Photo: Conservators said the cake was in excellent condition.
I guess Johnny Carson said it best, "The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other."
Fruitcake is deceptive advertising.Fruit and cake,sounds wonderful,right? Sadly,no.We believe that the banning of this false advertisement will be one of first steps in Director Grimes' noble plan. In the Construct,it shall be called...well whatever he wants it called,of course,citizen. Hail Grimes!
Well, since were on about fruit cakes I should mention I just received a semaphore message from Dear Leader. He has put out the call for the faithful to strike while the iron is hot. I am now trying to determine if we should mobilize or if it's time for our annual pancake bkfst! HAIL GRIMES!!!
It's still early, but needless to say, things are shaping up exactly as Director Grimes said they would. HAIL GRIMES!!!