The Hegemonist Cabal

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Bill Archer, Apr 8, 2003.

  1. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
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    Yes, and NEVER FORGET these rascally bastards who go around doing insanely capitalist greedy things like FREEING HUNDREDS OF CHILDREN FROM PRISON.

    They MUST be held ACCOUNTABLE for these OUTRAGES. We must free our country from the type of corporate, thieving butchers who actually REUNITE families instead of conducting polls to see what various leftist committees feel is the correct way, and thus the RIGHT way, to conduct foreign policy.

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...east_afp/iraq_war_marines_prison_030408163048

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  2. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    Why does Mr. Archer hate America so much? Doesn't he see that they're letting all those little profit centers go to waste like that! Why, Phil Knight must be drooling at the potential to harness the productivity of those little scamps!

    Let these kids have the opportunity to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps by making our consumer goods for pennies a day in locked, er... secure factories. They get to learn the value of a full 12 hour day's work and I get to afford another mistress. See? Everyone wins in laissez-faire capitalism! Sure, they'd have to give up a few rights for this privilege but, hey, rights are overrated in these insecure times anyways. Just ask Mr. Ashcroft and Mr. Scalia!

    So help me in turning the tables on commie hippies like this Archer character and get those kids indoors and into a structured environment where they can achieve all they can be, contributing productively to the artificially high standard of living that is our birthright as Americans!

    And whatever you do, don't visit these websites! They're all communists there..

    http://www.sweatshops.org/

    http://www.sweatshopwatch.org/
     
  3. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
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    Apparently you haven't noticed that there are no child labor sweatshops in the Middle East, Joe.

    Or apparently you can see only two alternatives for housing children:

    a)piecework labor

    -or-

    b)prison.

    I know this will come as a shock to you Joe, but there actually may be another alternative.

    Once again, Joe, you have singlehandedly managed to interject a completely irrelevant topic, in this case "Child Labor" into the subject of Iraq imprisoning young children.


    While this juxtaposition probably makes great sense to you, in some unfathomable way, to me at least this was your typical worthless irrelevance.

    Have you ever given serious consideration to engaging in linear thought? Are you even capable of it? I'm beginning to wonder.
     
  4. pweakland

    pweakland Member

    Feb 17, 2000
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    Yeah, just like when they fought so hard to reunite little Elian with his father...
     
  5. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
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    Joe gives us an insight into his cognitive logic:

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  6. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
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    Re: Re: The Hegemonist Cabal

    My bad. I didn't realize Elian was being held in prison.

    I was under the silly impression he was living with family in Miami instead of locked in a cell in Baghdad.

    Thanks for clearing that up.
     
  7. chaski

    chaski Moderator
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    Mar 20, 2000
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    Is that Universal?
     
  8. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    Do you do ANY research before you spout off on a topic, Bill? Any at all?

    http://www.corpwatch.org/issues/PID.jsp?articleid=5688

    I was being facetious to make a serious point. Just like you were. Or do you really think the Soviet Union is still around?

    Again, just like you did with your irrelevant pairing of the topics of socialism and homeless kids in Iraq. I don't blame you for being upset at being skewered with your own sword, but please stop whining about it. Thanks.
     
  9. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    Quitcher cryin', ya girlie.

    [edit]The picture of the apparently confused chicks with the sign saying "Lesbians Against Bush" was ten times funnier than your pic, btw.[/edit]
     
  10. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
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    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
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    Re: Re: Re: The Hegemonist Cabal

    So you're saying that kids don't need fathers?
     

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