She is a teenager. My existence is a bother to her. I've been blessed with four daughters, but the hype train is a lonely one in my kingdom.
Who is Brian? Is that one of your daughters as well? Choo choo motherfcukers! The Hype Train is pulling out of the station tonight vs the Syrup Chuggers.
If I ever die, let it be said at my funeral that I started the Gyasi Zardes Hype Train thread at the International Consortium of Soccer Experts, Big Soccer Dot Com.
I woke up this morning with "I wish they all could be Gyassi Zardes..." in my head to the tune of Diamond David Lee Roth's California Girls. (Yes, I know it's a Beach Boys song, but David Lee Roth's video is better).
Still a faithful passenger. Spreading the word throughout the masses in the Nordecke about the good news according to Hype Train. Hype Train call and response included.