Seems to me the current pace would be 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1,024, 2,048, 4,096, 8,192, 16,384, 32,768, 65,536. Well over 100k goals by midseason.
Z was just reloading this weekend as he prepares to drop a hat trick on DC United Recreational Association Football Club next Saturday.
Seeking Experienced Loyal Conductor. After recently getting drunk on gin and abandoning his post, we've found it necessary to part ways with the former conductor of the GZHT. We hear he's seeking employment in Canada and we wish him well in his new pursuit. The ideal candidate will know how to conduct the train over the occasional rough patch and not simply hop on and off as convenient --in glaringly obvious attempts to stoke chaos and troll his or her own fellow fan base-- while shirking their duties and leaving the train in peril of derailment. The ideal candidate will possess the ability to remain loyal and accept that perfection is an ideal for which to strive, but not a goal by which one should be measured. The candidate will also possess the ability to admit when they are wrong instead of simply trying to reframe the argument and "move the goal posts." Interested parties can apply within.
4 goals in 5 games, scoring in 3 of 5. I'll take that. I'm still on the train. It's departing for Bridgeview Station this weekend and I predict we'll see no slow down as the train barrels through that wide channel the Fire center backs love to leave between them. I see a one time finish this weekend to keep the train rolling.
According to American Soccer Analysis dot com Gyasi Zardes is second in the league in xGoals. Carry on....