The Gyasi Zardes Hype Train

How'd I know you'd come here first.

 

I can already foresee yelling at my tv/field more at dream weaver than any other Crew player this season.

 

Well, you'd better get in the play by play and settle down false prophets of your

Dream Weaver? Where is this from?

 

Perhaps the old Adobe program?

And at last Hang! Something we can get excited about together, the Mendoza saga long in the rear view...

 

Amen!

Do I hear a Hallelujah??

 

When I type Gyassi, then you type Zardes. Ok ready?

Gyassi

 

Zardes

 

I can't read you

 

ZARDES!

 

I’d like to purchase one ticket please.

 

When I hear Gyasi’s name, I think of this gem of a movie. One of worst of all time and makes Sean Connery’s League of Distinguished Gentlemen seem like Raiders of the Lost Ark in comparison.

 

I think the gyassi is a fine vessel, but I prefer the dogger.

 

Haterz gonna say it's fake

 

Amazing what you can do with a Sharpie....

 

HATER ALERT

I offer up this ballin' Gyasi golazo for your sick soul:

 

Ok. Now I believe [emoji122][emoji122][emoji122]

 

Perfect penalty.

 

Rumour has it @hangthadj got a Zardes tattoo in the Short North tonight.

 

Someone needs to rename this thread. It isn't hype.

 

This will end well.

 

A linear extrapolation would have him finish with 51 goals for the season. Of course once he's "gelled" with the team he could be expected to pick up the pace and get more.

Or if you want to say he'll continue scoring 1 more goal than the prior game all year, it comes out to a mere 595 goals with 34 in the season finale.