You lucky b@st@rd. Down here it's all Goetta though I probably need to look a little harder for Scrapple.
Personally, I became convinced that Alexi Lalas was a poo-poo head sometime during the Bill Clinton administration... and he cemented my opinion with his clown show stint as a GM. It was not just one event, but the sum total of his whole persona, best exemplified by his attention-seeking big hair and narcissistic big mouth. IMO, it doesn't help his cause that he's lost the former but not the later, and has far too often made scorning the Crew the object of some of his (more recent) self-aggrandizing / attention-seeking antics.