The Funniest Quotes in the Portugal Fórum

Discussion in 'Portugal: NSR' started by ferreirajl, Apr 20, 2006.

  1. TO DEVILS

    TO DEVILS Member

    Jun 10, 2005
    Canada
     
  2. TO DEVILS

    TO DEVILS Member

    Jun 10, 2005
    Canada
    JLR referring to the posts between myself and him on this board.....daily!!!:D
     
  3. ferreirajl

    ferreirajl New Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Lisbon, Portugal
  4. FCPorto_Dragao

    Jun 15, 2005
    E DUBs
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Frank Cunha on Frank Cunha and possibility of new members from BigSoccer forums joining Talk Soccer:

    to tell you the true we got a nice team, and we don't need any more guys, the best one's are here, and that's what I have to say.

    Frank..you are truly genuine...no one else could have put it better :D
     
  5. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    Quote: dannytoone

    Typical BS thread by Portugalia.

    Portugalia: blah blah blah
    Some guy: BS!!!
    Portugalia: blah blah blah blah blah
    Some guy: whatever...
    Another guy: BS!!!
    Portugalia: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
    Some guy: I dont even care any more
    Another guy: I give up!
    One more guy: BS!
    Portugalia: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
    Some guy: Dude shut the hell up already!
    Another guy: Im moving to talksoccer.net
    One more guy: Give it a break already!
    One last guy: BS!
    Portugalia: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
    Moderator: Thread Closed!
     
  6. TO DEVILS

    TO DEVILS Member

    Jun 10, 2005
    Canada
    I think i saw this thread!! LMAO:D
     
  7. saosebastiao

    saosebastiao New Member

    May 22, 2005
    I was wondering if anybody caught what I was trying to say:D
     
  8. Joelzinho

    Joelzinho Member

    May 23, 2005
    Montreal!
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    :Joelzinho enters the room: Lifts right hand in excitement and proclaims..."I got it, I got it!!"
     
  9. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    Originally Posted by eshockey87


    Portugal has leaders such as Deco and Simao or our defenders but what should of happened was Quaresma playing in Figos spot i think we would of made it farther then ever.
     
  10. jec1

    jec1 Member

    Sporting Clube de Portugal
    Portugal
    Aug 27, 2004
    Los Angeles ATM
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    That made no sense. I will agree on one thing Quaresma should've been on the NT.
     
  11. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    Quote:Aveirenses




    Quote:
    Originally Posted by TO DEVILS
    Typical Portista!!!




    Wouldn't a typical Portista still bribe the reff and send over a hooker?
     
  12. jec1

    jec1 Member

    Sporting Clube de Portugal
    Portugal
    Aug 27, 2004
    Los Angeles ATM
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    QUOTED BY DANNYTOONE:

    I knew he was Gay.There were 4 Posts with the word Cock in it:rolleyes:


    Just kidding:p
     
  13. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    quote: Figopimp


    I think you are correct. The non-pure English have corrupted the language and mistranslated Larry Bird's name, which should be Bird of Larry which is a closer translation of his true Portuguese name, Gallo de Barcelos. In truth, the translation should be Cock of Larry.
     
  14. jec1

    jec1 Member

    Sporting Clube de Portugal
    Portugal
    Aug 27, 2004
    Los Angeles ATM
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Cock of Larry????

    That is the worst Translation I ever heard:eek:
     
  15. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    :) Força Sporting on the Mulheres Bonitas thread. :



    Quote:
    Originally Posted by vilafria
    Getting to be hard on the server . I started a continuation to this thread ( Part III) . Check it out .

    https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?p=9221239#post922123 9

    Yeah, I am sure that the server isn't the only thing getting hard when people are perusing this thread - which is closed, by the way...
     
  16. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    TO DEVILS'



    Default Re: The Guilty Pleasure of Defecation. Thread



    This thread stinks!!!
     
  17. ferreirajl

    ferreirajl New Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Lisbon, Portugal
    Thread: Brut(Cologne) and the kind of men who wear it!!!!

    :D
     
  18. ferreirajl

    ferreirajl New Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Lisbon, Portugal
    Thread: [​IMG]


    :D
     
  19. ferreirajl

    ferreirajl New Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Lisbon, Portugal
    From the questionnaire thread.:D
     
  20. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    Re: Adriaanse is out of Porto !!!

    Quote: PassItOn


    You don't f with PDC, or for the newbies here the "Pope".

    He was probably warned to stop crying to the media about getting another forward, and he didn't.

    So this is probably how it went.

    Pope: "O cu de merda, ja nao te disse para parar de chorar. Carago"

    Cu: "Mas vossa excelencia, mas tu quer eu ganho a liga campeoes."

    Pope: "O seu come merda, o Mourinho ganhou e com menos. Acho eu de que."

    Cu: "Mas eu nao Mourinho"

    Pope: "Entao que se passou com esta merda do torneio, que levaste chapa 3. Isso caralho e so pos lisboetas. Carago"

    Pope: "Entao fodas. Ja que em vez de preparar a equipa, vais pra Holanda passar ferias, fica ai a levar no Cu. Carago"
     
  21. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    This one was in an England forum back in May 23rd, 2005, and Portista69 post it . It proved funny and prophetic :

    "The main reason why England won't win the WC06 is becasuse they will end up facing Portugal somewhere along the line, and we all know what happens when these two meet, England goes home . "
     
  22. jec1

    jec1 Member

    Sporting Clube de Portugal
    Portugal
    Aug 27, 2004
    Los Angeles ATM
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I'm reviving this thread as we speak! So hate me all you want.

    (Via SCP16)

    Ever think you're full of SHIT!!
     
  23. jec1

    jec1 Member

    Sporting Clube de Portugal
    Portugal
    Aug 27, 2004
    Los Angeles ATM
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I find these Old Spice promos funny as hell....

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE[/ame]

    Anyone else?
     
  24. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
  25. jec1

    jec1 Member

    Sporting Clube de Portugal
    Portugal
    Aug 27, 2004
    Los Angeles ATM
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I didn't want to open a new thread for just one video, so I assume the funny thread would be appropriate.
     

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