The Funniest Quotes in the Portugal Fórum

Discussion in 'Portugal: NSR' started by ferreirajl, Apr 20, 2006.

  1. ferreirajl

    ferreirajl New Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Lisbon, Portugal
    Alright, it’s about time we start making a collection of some of the funniest quotes posted in our Boards!

    I’ve been thinking of doing this for a while, but only now I could find the time to search for some quotes to get us started.
    I know there are a lot more out there so if you guys remember any quotes that you thought were particularly funny, please post them here.

    Just a few basic rules, first:

    1-Don’t post stuff that will be considered offensive, or turn this into a smack thread!
    2-Always provide a link to the post where the quote was made
    3-Try to post phrases or, If you have to, small paragraphs.
    4-Try to post your quotes exactly as they were made.
    5-It’s ok to remove phrases from their context as long as you don’t imply a different meaning than that the poster inteded.

    Have fun!
     
  2. ferreirajl

    ferreirajl New Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Lisbon, Portugal
    I'll kick off this thread with a guy that produced some of the funniest stuff I've read in these boards.

    Mr Frank Cunha!

    "If Beto plays we going to win"
    Frank Cunh: here

    "Sonhos Traidos getting better with each day."
    Frank Cunha in some thread about Novelas here

    "game of the week will be between Varzea vs Murtoense"
    Frank Cunha: here

    "First was Galicia and now Saragoca, everybody wants to be a part of Portugal"
    Frank Cunha: here

    "another strong game for Beto, he plays Benfica wins"
    Frank Cunha: here


    "the money of today's attendance will go

    33 percent to Benfica
    33 percent to Nacional
    33 percent to portuguese federation

    1 percent for the referee's "
    Frank Cunha: here

    “Joao Paulo blast, Goal
    somebody didn't cover, somebody jump”
    (Posted eight times)
    Frank Cunha: here

    “Sonhos traidos
    a family divided by Portugal and Venezuela

    enjoy it”
    Frank Cunha and the Novelas again: here

    “Social Lamas 18 games undefeated”
    Frank Cunha, in the Social Lamas thread: here

    “when Beto left the game, Sporting look like they had 14 against 7”
    Frank Cunha: here
     
  3. TO DEVILS

    TO DEVILS Member

    Jun 10, 2005
    Canada

    ROFLMAO!!!!:D LMAO....................LMAO!!!!!

    Maximum Resspect!!
     
  4. ferreirajl

    ferreirajl New Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Lisbon, Portugal
    Don't laugh yet, you're next :D
     
  5. ferreirajl

    ferreirajl New Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Lisbon, Portugal
    Mr. TO DEVILS

    "Beto is as good as a dick in a lesbian party."
    TO DEVILS here

    “I don't mind duck or chicken, but i tend to stay away from cocks”
    TO DEVILS: here

    “Hard working, doesn't hide the illegal!!!

    Caponne was a hardworking guy!!!”
    TO DEVILS about illegal emigrants: here

    “I am sorry!!! U didn't get the memo????

    Give me your fax number i will have Judas fax it over this mornning!!!”

    TO DEVILS answering the question “Who made you GOD?”: here


    “They have won some we have won some...blah blah blah”
    TO DEVILS concept of “match history”: here

    “We don't care about Sporting per say.....we care about Sporting being associated with Portugal and enbarrassing us in europe.”
    TO DEVILS explaining his interest in Sporting: here

    “No point....
    Having a discussion with Aveirenses is like jerking off.......it may be fun in the beginning but it always gets messy in the end.”
    TO DEVILS: here

    “If Beto came to Canada people would think he was the Abominable Snowman”
    TO DEVILS: here

    “No Brazilian plays that bad....he must be from Ecuador!!!”
    TO DEVILS about you know who: here
     
  6. TO DEVILS

    TO DEVILS Member

    Jun 10, 2005
    Canada
    opps:eek:
     
  7. TO DEVILS

    TO DEVILS Member

    Jun 10, 2005
    Canada

    ROFLMAO!!!!

    Big up yourself. :D
     
  8. ferreirajl

    ferreirajl New Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Lisbon, Portugal
    JLR coming next, stay tuned
     
  9. FCPorto_Dragao

    Jun 15, 2005
    E DUBs
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    that's pretty funny :D
     
  10. ferreirajl

    ferreirajl New Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Lisbon, Portugal
    “Had you actually read my previous posts all of your questions would have been answered.”
    JuveLeoRules motto: here

    “Just do me one favor...watch this particular game on Saturday...you will watch soccer being played.”
    JuveleoRules, before the Sporting vs. Porto: here

    “I only whine after the game not before”
    JuveleoRules: here

    “See my previous post on this issue...if you can read that is...”
    JuveLeoRules: here

    “One thing I am is a realist... “
    JuveleoRules: here

    “I liked it better when Benfica didn't get this far in Europe”
    JuveleoRules: here

    “JUVELEO RULES just got OWNED.”
    RonaldoQuaresma88ca: here

    “Damnnn JuveLeo just got PWNED!”
    Benficafan3: here

    “What exactly is "PWNED"?”
    JuveleoRules: here

    “All biases aside...”
    JuveleoRules: here

    “Your inferiority complex grows ever more”
    JuveleoRules: here

    “Only Portistas and their inferiority complex...”
    JuveleoRules: here

    “I am truly convinced that Benfica fans have 0 class and a huge inferiority complex”
    JuveleoRules: here

    “If Cu tries to play his favorite 3-4-4...he is going to pay the price...”
    JuveleoRules: here
     
  11. ferreirajl

    ferreirajl New Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Lisbon, Portugal
    And my personal favorite in recent times

    “If only you could combine Beto's work ethic and energy (but that's all) to Robert's skill. You'd have a great player named Laurent Robeto that could smash into players without getting cards, draw his own free kicks, and then unload his awesome shot.

    As it stands, you have a lazy, slow player that can score from anywhere on the pitch if you stop time”

    leafster: here
     
  12. ferreirajl

    ferreirajl New Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Lisbon, Portugal
    Allright, that's all I've got... for now.
    Lets keep this collection growing. :D
     
  13. ChopSoccerDude

    Dec 3, 2004
    New Jersey
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    this is great stuff, Classic Frank Cunha; it's great you took the time to do all this research!. We still miss him, we still need him. Come back Frank!:(
     
  14. ChopSoccerDude

    Dec 3, 2004
    New Jersey
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    :D :D This is great work! I had no idea TO had such funny comments! :D
     
  15. JuveleoRules

    JuveleoRules Member

    Jun 8, 2002
    New Jersey, U.S.A.
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Someone has too much free time on his hands...:eek: :D
     
  16. TO DEVILS

    TO DEVILS Member

    Jun 10, 2005
    Canada
    Chicken anyone????
     
  17. KhaNArTisT

    KhaNArTisT New Member

    Jan 21, 2006
    Back in Toronto Esse
    My personal favs:

    ^^ do i get an assist on that one :D
     
  18. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    And here I thought he did most of it at work.:)
    BTW Benfica is on FSC right now. Old CL game.
     
  19. FCPorto_Dragao

    Jun 15, 2005
    E DUBs
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    yup...surely an epic loss vs Milan (1995)...but I must say, I have to give props to Preud'homme, great keeper, just made a huge save on De Simone...and dude was still 36 at the time...I wish he was Portuguese....I'd take him at 45 over Ricardo any day

    even Artur Jorge's mustache is making an appearance...its like a separate being that thing:eek:
     
  20. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    I can quote Paulo Bento as he got the yellow card on that game: " Va levar no cu":D
     
  21. JuveleoRules

    JuveleoRules Member

    Jun 8, 2002
    New Jersey, U.S.A.
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Here's one that doens't need a Link...sorry as good as Preud'homme was...Ricardo is just as good if not better.
     
  22. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    Hey Sporting is my team, but Ricardo is Ricardo, so add another funny quote, JLR's : "Here's one that doens't need a Link...sorry as good as Preud'homme was...Ricardo is just as good if not better." :)
     
  23. Benfica_fan

    Benfica_fan Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Connecticut
    Well this post was placed in the right thread.
     
  24. Benfica_fan

    Benfica_fan Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Connecticut
    I was looking for that ferreirajl post about inferiority complex (or IC as he called it), but I can't find it. It was hilarious, one of the funniest things I've read on here.
     
  25. TO DEVILS

    TO DEVILS Member

    Jun 10, 2005
    Canada
    It was in a smack thread!!! That post had me in tears.
     

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