The Freddy Adu Thread

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by GringoTex, Mar 6, 2003.

  1. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    Well, every OTHER forum has one.

    To make it politically relevant:

    After hearing about Freddy's one goal and two assists last night in his USNT debut, I just want to know which third-world dictator he's going to pal around with after retirement?

    Supposing he retires around 2020, I'm guessing Tony Blair.
     
  2. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    No way. The Scalia SCOTUS will find some way to keep Dumbya in office until at least 2030.
     
  3. 352klr

    352klr Member+

    Jan 29, 2001
    The Burgh of Edin
    Adu will be a third world dictator at that time. But only for a year. Then whatever third world country he takes over and rules will become the greatest utopia the world shall ever know.
     
  4. obie

    obie New Member

    Nov 18, 1998
    NY, NY
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This morning, Freddy Adu was offered the kingdom of Ghana. He did not accept, but said that if the US switched its political system to benevolent dictatorship he'd probably serve as our God. LeBron is furious.
     
  5. tcmahoney

    tcmahoney New Member

    Feb 14, 1999
    Metronatural
    Whoops, better go start one in the CyberRays forum, then. ;)

    Jenna Bush.
     
  6. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Thats funny. :D
     
  7. obie

    obie New Member

    Nov 18, 1998
    NY, NY
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Some major national changes that Bush is going to announce tonight during his prime time speech:

    - Ben Franklin's face is going to be removed from the $100 bill and replaced with Freddy's
    - Oregon will now be renamed "Adu"
    - Laura Bush out, Emilia Adu in
    - In exchange for the national gift of Freddy, Ghana is getting the Gateway Arch
    - New free bracelets will be available at post offices next week with the initials "WWFD?"
     
  8. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    Adu had just announced his plan to save the MLS and get rid of the U.S. budget deficit.

    He will sign with MLS next year on the condition that the MLS split the transfer fee from Real Madrid with the Federal Treasury.
     
  9. Richie

    Richie Red Card

    May 6, 1999
    Brooklyn, NY, United
    Didn't he have a goal and only 1 assist and not two assists.

    That is the problem with this political area they never quote correctly.

    They use a half ass quote so they can better make their bogus points.

    Haha
     
  10. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    Why do you hate our freedoms?
     
  11. csc7

    csc7 New Member

    Jul 3, 2002
    DC
    reports here are that newly hired Ambassador Adu is being sent to Iraq to settle our current crisis there and then overnighting it in NK before getting back to the states. Terrorism and nuclear proliferation will soon be defeated.
     
  12. SJFC4ever

    SJFC4ever New Member

    May 12, 2000
    Edinburgh
    I don't think even Real or ManUre will pay a transfer fee that large, ;)



    Retires as what around 2020?

    **controversially suggests that all teenage sensations don't necessarily cut it as pros**

    explanatory note: Scotland were runners-up in the World u16s in 1989. Those players should all be about 29-30 by now. Therefore, we should have a good full team now. We don't. In fact, the best of those players is now playing for Leicester City, :rolleyes: (Paul Dickov)
     
  13. Colin Grabow

    Colin Grabow New Member

    Jul 22, 1999
    Washington, DC
    Really? I heard that Freddy is going to be parachuted into Northern Iraq to serve as the second front. Brad Friedel constitutes the strategic reserve.

    I also think that whoever he endorses in 2004 will be a virtual lock for the presidency.
     
  14. Colin Grabow

    Colin Grabow New Member

    Jul 22, 1999
    Washington, DC
    That's because you're a bunch of pansy Europeans. From our 1999 U-17 roster 8 players are already playing professionally, and three of them have been capped on the senior level.
     
  15. Richie

    Richie Red Card

    May 6, 1999
    Brooklyn, NY, United
    Actually, I really believe that most of the worlds problems could be solved if everyone had a strong love of our beautiful game above anything else.

    We would always have that connection even if we are all different in other ways.

    Want to fight and make war? No fucck that, lets do something really important. Let's just play it is better then anything, better then money almost even better then sex.

    I don't even want to stop when i die.
     
  16. SJFC4ever

    SJFC4ever New Member

    May 12, 2000
    Edinburgh
    :D

    Nice try, but I'm not going to take the bait.

    I'll just point to the continuity that Portugal established in the early 90s from their youth teams to senior level. There is an amount systems can influence, but luck plays the largest part.
     
  17. obie

    obie New Member

    Nov 18, 1998
    NY, NY
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    International Freddy news coming over the wires...

    The UN Sec Council has called for a special session to replace Russia's permanent member status with Freddy. Russia is not protesting, saying instead that "Freddy needs the support". Again, LeBron is really unhappy about this.

    Hamas blew themselves up in protest today over Freddy not mentioning the creation of a Palestinian state in his post-game news conference last night. They did it in a desert, away from all people, so as to not harm anyone else.

    India and Pakistan are racing against each other to clone Freddy, based on some hair that he left on the back of a seat during a Delta Airlines flight from Raleigh to Columbus last week. International inspectors fear that this could lead eventually to a "Freddy War", and further violence in the disputed Adu (formerly known as Kashmir) region.

    The EU Central Bank has decided to tie its interest rates to the number of hits that the name "Freddy Adu" gets on Google.
     
  18. Richie

    Richie Red Card

    May 6, 1999
    Brooklyn, NY, United
    "I'll just point to the continuity that Portugal established in the early 90s from their youth teams to senior level. There is an amount systems can influence, but luck plays the largest part."

    Yes, bad luck is right that was the senor team that the US beat, and the team that could not get out of the first round in this past WC.
     
  19. Thomas A Fina

    Thomas A Fina Member

    Mar 29, 1999
    Hell
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And once they did that, they'd drop Commandos Friedel and Adu. Purportedly Aduwould run through the entire Iraqi army, making them dizzy and pass out and then Friedel would eat the entire army.
     
  20. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    You've confused Brad Friedel's role in this assault with "Operation Hungry Meola"
     
  21. monop_poly

    monop_poly Member

    May 17, 2002
    Chicago
    AP Newswire. -- The independent pan-Arab Al Jazerra news network has just aired another video message from Osama Bin Laden. Bin Laden, said to be located in northwest Pakistan, urges all true followers of Mohammed to martyr themselves in an attempt to kill the infidel Freddy Adu, who has already inspired idolatry in the evil and wicked United States.

    Adu, usually referred to only as "Freddy" or "god," was whisked away to an undisclosed location. When asked for comment, an anonymous source within the Bush administration said, "Soccer? Do Americans play soccer?"
     
  22. Father Ted

    Father Ted BigSoccer Supporter

    Manchester United, Galway United, New York Red Bulls
    Nov 2, 2001
    Connecticut
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Ireland Republic
    Freddy will be only 30 in 2020 so he will have a few more years left, will probably hang around till the WC 2028 to play with his twin sons, Freddy and Freddy.
     
  23. csc7

    csc7 New Member

    Jul 3, 2002
    DC
    Health cares immediately drops off the political radar as people realize a mere touch from Freddy cures every ill--from a sore throat to AIDS. Unfortunately, Freddy's age becomes a problem when he decides he'll only heal girls if he can touch them on their boobies.
     

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