Back when my Billie still had her legs I used to rub capsicum ointment on them to relieve joint pain. Of course I got an itchy eye that needed rubbing!
I was making my own hot sauce one day. I didn't touch my eyes. But I did go to the toilet to pee. that is a mistake you only make once
Y'all don't even wanna know what I tried to do with Icy Hot when I was 14, but let's just say it was a bad idea.
https://houston.eater.com/2025/5/15...zM2MzgkbzU0JGcxJHQxNzQ3MzczOTc2JGoxOCRsMCRoMA.. There’s a burger chain in Texas called Trump Burger. It’s a tribute to Donald Trump.
That's not a state thing, it's a federal thing. Other states have tried to do this but the USDA stopped them. This can only happen now because Trump installed a nanny state.
Which in this case I'm fine with. I like most rational human beings want people to lead healthy lifestyles, and taxpayers should not be funding unhealthy behaviors, which in turn put a strain on the healthcare system.
Hang on to your statin pills, Chicago deep dish casserole people. Iowa has something called breakfast pizza. Not sure I want food from a place called Kum & Go The Kum & Go breakfast pizza is great if you want to be filled up in the morning. This pizza is covered in pork sausage, Canadian bacon, and bacon bits. https://iowastartingline.com/2022/07/15/power-ranking-iowas-gas-station-breakfast-pizzas/
Agreed. That would be great with a hangover. Not a Category Five hangover, maybe, but category two or three. . . right on.
I did some searching and it seems like breakfast pizza is an abomination, like a breakfast burrito. While a normal burrito has beans and rice and a choice of tasty protein rolled up in a burrito, a breakfast burrito is just breakfast, rolled up in a burrito. Similarly, a breakfast pizza is just breakfast on a pizza crust. The inclusion of scrambled eggs makes it a no-go for me. Some of the breakfast pizzas have country gravy - the white gravy that is served over biscuits - in place of pizza sauce. No, thank you - I prefer to keep my pizza and my breakfast separate.
Point of order: the breakfast burrito, properly constituted, is among those things that make life worth living.
Point of order #2. A breakfast quesadilla for me. Egg, sausage, onion, peppers, and cheese. Shrooms, olives and/or asparagus...optional! Ps... sin salsa picante!