The Fire suuuuuck, so what other Soccer, Football, Fútbol are you watching?

ESPN+ has a four screen split going.

 

Anyone know what “channel” the Italy game is on?

 

according to the one article I saw (which is world soccer talk, so take this with a bucket full of salt), Fubo.tv

https://worldsoccertalk.com/watch-o...-stream-and-tv-for-uefa-world-cup-qualifiers/

 

Ukraine v France, interested in seeing Zabarnyi line up against five of his new club-mates at PSG.

 

Near meaningless…highly likely Suarez and Bousquets don’t play another Leagues Cup game

BREAKING: The Leagues Cup has handed out the following suspensions for the altercation after the final:

- Luis Suarez: 6 games
- Sergio Busquets: 2 games
- Tomas Aviles: 3 games
- Sounders coach Steven Lenhart: 5 games

Suspensions only for Leagues Cuphttps://t.co/kiLTd49wD1

— Tom Bogert (@tombogert) September 5, 2025

So…we wait to hear

MLS has not yet announced potential additional suspensions from the melee for league play, but still may do so. https://t.co/f9cBRJP5gV

— Tom Bogert (@tombogert) September 5, 2025

 

Steven Lenhart should be banned from life for being Steven Lenhart, the asshole.

 

I didn't watch the game, but after an uneventful first half, substitute Leo Barroso scored Portugal's 3rd goal of a flood of second half goals to rout Azerbaijan 5-0 in UEFA U-21 qualifying.

The Chicago Fire’s Leonardo Barroso scored this goal in the 56th min of Portugal U21’s 5-0 win over Azerbaijan in EURO U21 qualifiers #cf97 #VamosFire pic.twitter.com/tuAwBUMcX9

— Joe Chatz (@JoeChatz) September 5, 2025

 

Chicago Fire legend midfielder and racist-adjacent husband Alexander Katai starting today for Serbia against Latvia in World Cup qualifier.
He provided the give and go for the first goal of the match.

An attack with Katai and Zinckernagel would be a delight to watch.

 

Now, it is England v. Andorra in a mismatch at Villa Park in Birmingham.

Andorra (87k) has a population 1/20 of the population of... Birmingham (1.15 million in the city, 2.65 million in the metro).

Good thing they are not playing at Wembley (which is hosting a Coldplay concert this weekend), as the crowd in the stadium (90k football capacity, 87k "UEFA" capacity) would exceed the entire population of Andorra!

4th v. 174th in the FIFA Rankings.

Come on, Andorra!
Sure, you will lose, but keep it under 5 and call it a good day.

Knowing England, I imagine it will be a dull 2-0 win and the pundits will freak out.

 

1/4 of the match and Andorra keeping it goalless, or the England team, full of EPL (which sucks) players and Kane, is not that good.

And, Andorra scores!!!
Well, it is an own goal!

1-0 England

I doubt it happens, but it would be hysterical if England "won" this match 1-0 on an Andorra own goal.

 

Halftime.

Headline on the BBC
Dominant England Leading Andorra Through Own Goal

https://www.bbc.com/sport

Umm, okay!

 

Fulltime

New BBC Headline:

England Maintain 100% Record with Uninspiring Win Over Andorra

That's more like it.

 

You are unbelievable! 2-0 win by England! Buy me a power ball ticket, please!

 

Ireland/Hungary. Basically a must win for Ireland and they’re down 2-0.

 

I KNOW! Remarkable.

 

US v. Korea (South Korea, not Kim Jong Un's craphole).

Good, zog the USMNT suck. They are just horrible.

4-5 years ago, I complained that the USMNT were kids. Now, they aren't kids, but still play like it.

One of the least talented, least disciplined teams I have seen.

2-0 Korea at half time.

If these losers are at 'great' teams in Europe, that says quite a bit about those teams.

2-0 Korea final.
There is not a single player on the USMNT is worth anything.

 

Frankly, there are few players who would be worth starting for the Fire.

Admittedly, I skipped through much of the second half, but nothing seemed worth watching.