The Fire suuuuuck, so what other Soccer, Football, Fútbol are you watching?

They are not good. We needed this.

 

The US are not good
We needed this.

This US squad will get crushed against basically any team ranked in the top 99 (Trinidad and Tobago are ranked 100th).

 

Just as I saw this I saw a whole T&T body slide by in FRONT of the sitter. Unbelievable!

 

...and BOOM! 4-0

EDIT: And BOOOOOM! 5-0

 

4-0 Brendon Aaronson with the easy goal passed the pathetic T&T goalkeeper.

 

Now, it is 5!

Haji Wright scores.

Good opening match.

Chris Brady with the shutout!
Oh, wait.

For f*ck's sake, Alexi Lalas just said, "In my expert opinion, winning is good."!?!

 

How can Alexi Lalas even speak with Trump's boot in his mouth? (well...tasseled loafer anyway...)

 

Is "boot" a euphemism for tiny tiny penis?

 

Costa Rico vs Surinam- Calvo ( yes, he is still playing for CRC) just did the same crap he did with Fire and made a terrible mistake resulting in a goal for opponent.. tied 2-2 now. CRC heavily favored but just now they gave up a PK on a handball.
Now 3-2 Surinam min 65 after 2 quick goals.

 

min 78 now tied 3-3. Ariel Lassiter just inserted for CRC . SUR off the post.

 

CRC player injured and no subs left. Playing ( better) with only 10 and pressuring SUR. There it is - a PK for CRC! Made it! 4-3 CRC wins it with PK at min 102.
LOL! Announcer says “CRC wins it despite Francisco Calvo!”

 

T & T would struggle against Aukland City.

Jack Warner destroyed that program, may he burn.

By half-time, I was hoping to see poor Dwight Yorke say "Feck it!", pull on a shirt and sub himself in.

 

He looked fit enough to do it.

 

Harold Osorio starting for El Salvador against Curacao in the Gold Cup. He's gotten second half minutes in recent World Cup Qualifiers. Game kicks off at 7:15 on FS1.

 

Like Batting Coach Yogi Berra get twisted around trying to describe hitting, then stop and say, "Ah, watch me." Dwight Yorke is better than managing this group.

 

Glad to him getting the minutes and the recognition.

 

Cross Posted

USMNT vs Saudi Arabia today at 8:15pm CT

U.S. Soccer: HOW TO WATCH: USMNT VS. SAUDI ARABIA (TUDN, FS1)
https://www.ussoccer.com/stories/20...rabia-live-stream-tv-listen-concacaf-gold-cup

FIVE THINGS TO KNOW: USMNT VS. SAUDI ARABIA IN GOLD CUP
https://www.ussoccer.com/stories/2025/06/five-things-to-know-usmnt-saudi-arabia-gold-cup

USA vs. Saudi Arabia: Everything you should know | Can Poch SNAG two wins in a row? | Morning Footy


Men In Blazers: USMNT vs. Saudi Arabia Gold Cup Preview - "The Deuce w/ Clint Dempsey" LIVE from Austin, TX

 

Closing in on halftime of US v. Saudi Arabia and nothing happening so far.
Not much of a surprise.
Stadium is 1/3 empty.
I turned it off*.
I will watch the DVR at fast speed later.

There were dozens of folks at the Trinidad v. Haiti match.


Gold Cup fever...Catch it!!!?

*Decided to watch a rerun of Midsomer Murders.

 

This slow ass game might look normal speed if you do.

 

15x or 60x speed?
Leaning towards the latter.

 

I don't have FS1...or at least not on the one TV and for some reason seem to magically have it on the smaller TV...for now. ??? That being said because I didn't think I could watch it I wasn't but for giggles I tuned into FS1 at the 38th minute and it's on...but I see I wasn't missing much. Now Alexi Douchenozzle is on and I am throwing up a little bit in my mouth. May keep it on for giggles.

 

Whaddaya know, 2 strikers, and a goal.

 

Two strikers?!?!?!

What, is Pochettino crazy?
That is impossible!

 

Chicago RED Stars play Portland pricks, er Thorns, on ION television at 9:00.

 

After my divorce I wanted to send my ex an anniversary card with the sentiment, "Happy Anniversary, to the biggest thorn in my side."