The Doom Thread: Gloom, Despair, Agony

I think you made the correct choice getting separated.

 

Because she smiles!

 

Relax, she got this. Trump is rambling, GQP enthusiasm is down and Leon is ruining their ground game. I think she wins 5 out of the 7 battleground states.

 

For a lot of reasons yeah. Doesn't make it any easier. Doesn't mean I don't worry like crazy should the turd win. Can you imagine that phone call? Hey I need your help cause Ronnie D set up checkpoints and a friend who looks like me was detained and no one knows where they are. Save me.

Even though my vote for president won't matter I still voted Kamala

 

She could smile more….
Smile harder….
But not too much! That would be inauthentic: a try-hard.

 

F******** you!

 

All this hideous optimism is just going to make the despair all the more profound.

 

I've been getting texts today from friends in a variety of countries concerned for my safety because of the election. Nice to know people around the world are more aware of the American situation than many people in America.

 

So what kind of strain are you smoking right now? Do tell

 

I got texts at 3:00 AM on Sunday because everyone outside of Oklahoma apparently subscribes to tornado alerts here and they needed to tell me...

Motherfuckers, if the frieght train roar don't wake me up, it's not close enough to hurt me

 

OK, so there are tornado-alert apps. Is there a Trump wins an election alert app that gives you an early warning to find safety?

 

I’ll have to ask my soccer mates, it was second hand smoke during the after game gathering.

 

I hear FOX has the most accurate reporting.

 

Go away!

 

I did, I am, I will.

Doomed.

 

Is this what it's like to be bipolar?

 

Could be worse and probably will.

 

Did someone say bipolar?